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#250707 - 12/21/06 06:11 AM
Ok, guys, never jack off in the shower.
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Cap'N Underpants
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So I did it the other day, and I used soap. Ok, soap is fine. But the thing is, I was determined to cum, but there is no comfy position in the shower, and it took WAAAAAAY to long, and once I finally came, it was so not satisfying, I didn't get the sweet feeling of the cum squirting out of myself and it dripping on me...it just washed away, the water ruined it.
So don't waste your time and energy. Do it on the bed, not in the shower. 
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#250708 - 12/21/06 01:24 PM
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If Im in the shower, 99% of the time Im wacking it for atleast part of the time Im in there. been that way for about ohhh 22 years or so?
It works for me.
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#250709 - 12/21/06 01:49 PM
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Works for me too.
Plus I really don't recommend ever using soap. Soap can cause bad irritation.
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#250710 - 12/21/06 05:15 PM
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Just doesn't sound like it is your thing. I personally love it in the shower or the nice warm tub...but I am a girl so???
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#250711 - 12/21/06 08:37 PM
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I get the best orgasms in the shower but my cum seems to be petroleum based, so cleanup is a huge pain. Therefore, I try to avoid doing it in the shower.
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#250712 - 12/21/06 11:54 PM
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jakew06
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i love to jack off in the shower. i lay down in the shower and let the water flow on my penis and then i start to help it along by jacking it off. soo good lol. plus when i cum it all goes down the drain, no clean up! thats the best part to me because i live at home and the shower becides the tolet are the only places i can cum, because my mother is always coming in my room and snooping.
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#250713 - 12/22/06 12:09 AM
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Dude,
I would still do it in my room anyway and pretend to be a sleep and let her walk in and find me laying naked with a huge boner or with globs of cum all over my chest and belly
I'll bet you she would think twice before walking in on you again without knocking....
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#250714 - 12/22/06 01:49 AM
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Heres a few tips man, First don't use soap. It might be slipprey but it will cause your skin to burn, especially when rubbed. Use like Vascelene or KY Jelly.
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#250715 - 12/22/06 03:37 AM
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when i was younger i use to love doing it in the shower. i actually found it has a very good way of doing it. i used liquid soap and really didn't have any problems actually. i really don't perfer it anymore now and if i try it now it really doesn't work for me. so i guess i really wouldn't recommend it either unless you are really looking for something different.
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#250716 - 12/22/06 05:13 AM
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Cap'N Underpants
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>Soap can cause bad irritation.
I use soap all the time, it doesn't bother me. 
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#250717 - 12/22/06 05:25 AM
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Steve_A
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Soap can cause major problems, but Dove is mild, and doesn't seem to cause trouble.
I'd avoid Vaseline. It's a mess to clean up.
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#250718 - 12/22/06 06:45 AM
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Soap can burn like hell if it gets in your urethra. Try conditioner.
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#250719 - 12/22/06 08:49 AM
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Just use spit, it works even in bath!
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#250720 - 12/22/06 08:14 PM
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i tried it once in the shower with soap and some got inside my head and it burned like SHIT. i swear, i turned the water to freezing and started squeezing my dick, hoping that i could squeeze out the soap. It felt like getting soap in your eye, cept 10 times worse and inside your penis. Since then ive only tried jacking off in the shower once when i was really horny, and it worked, but i stayed FAR away from the soap.
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#250721 - 12/24/06 08:55 AM
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I completely agree I hate attempting to jerk in the shower.
I like to have some friction and with being all wet there is virtually none.
And Its hard to be comfy even though you got privacy its not worth it.
Although if you are into ass play the shower is the best place to do it.
But I have become reliant on porn to jerk off too so I need it there.
But even before I had access to porn I hated jerking in the shower if it was the middle of the day and i really wanted to jerk I would sometimes go in the bathroom turn on the shower and jerk like sitting on the ground.
But I agree shower whacking absolutely sucks, for me atleast.
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#261536 - 02/16/07 01:37 PM
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there is not enough room to lie down in my shower and i cant cum standing up? does any one eles struggle to cum standing up
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#261877 - 02/19/07 03:50 PM
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Works for me too.
Plus I really don't recommend ever using soap. Soap can cause bad irritation.
That's an understatement.
Wash soap off thoughorghly, unless you want the most unimaginable pain in your life.
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#261891 - 02/19/07 05:12 PM
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i love jacking off in the shower. its so much more work and feels a lot more intense. i often run out of breath. i also had the most powerful orgasm of my life in the shower, i dunno quite what happened but i finished and i had to close my eyes it was so good, i was totally breathless, it was incredible.
so yeah, maybe your showers just a little cramped for whacking off, or the water sprays too much and puts you off. but really the only showers where jacking off is bad is communal showers lol
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#261951 - 02/19/07 10:05 PM
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how does a girl do it in the shower? .
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#261952 - 02/19/07 10:06 PM
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I hike one leg up and go at it. Or, I can sit down and do it.
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#261953 - 02/19/07 10:09 PM
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i'm glade i'm a guy..........
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#261991 - 02/20/07 02:53 AM
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I used to do it alot in the shower and soap used to not bother me, I think I had dove. When I moved I got something else and learned that soap burns, but its not so horrible that I won't use it once in a while, I'm more careful to keep it on the shaft though and away from the urethra. I got some lube one summer, that was amazing shit, I came way too fast with it was the only problem, it felt so good and slippery. Soap or lube is so much better than simply using your hand.
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#263352 - 02/27/07 09:33 PM
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When I jack off in the shower, I lay down with the fossit on mist, and I use Axe Body Gel, and it is stingless. I just lightly rub and rub and rub the head of my penis and finally it all just comes pouring out.
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#264629 - 03/06/07 03:27 PM
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how does a girl do it in the shower? .
The use of the showerhead worked fine for me. 
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#356827 - 01/06/11 01:59 PM
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Best way to jerk off in the shower is let the shower head do it for you. I set the shower head on pulse, twist my soft cock so the underside is up and let the water hit my cock right under the head. As my cock gets hard the skin pulls tighter and the felling of the water hitting it intensifies until I explode and when I release my cock the cum explodes out. Alot of times it is so intense my knees buckle.
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#356836 - 01/07/11 07:00 AM
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Yea soap in the uretha is one of the worst feelings I have ever felt. Worse yet it happened when i was only 10 and i wasn;t even masturbating(apparently didnt was off all the soap). I was in pain and scared but the worse part was telling my mom. Can you say awkward and oh so embarrasing.
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