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#315837 - 05/06/08 03:55 AM
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I was reading some Yahoo question things and I noticed someone asking if sex burned any calories.
People said don't bother, you'll burn more doing jumping jacks. Or something.
Gawsh though, jumping jacks for say 195 pound person, burns 11 calories a minute. sex burns 5-6. Hmm. lets see what am I gonna to burn more with.
An activity I can do for 2-3 minutes then fall over dead. or an activity that burns half that, that I can handle for up to 3 hours.
even if the average person only has 15 minutes of sex. 15x5 = 75 calories burnt. 11x3 is 33. Sex wins.
Edit: Also I wish people would stop saying you'd have to do (this activity) for 12-18-38 or some shit hours just to lose ONE POUND!
Sorry but nobody works out to try to lose 3500 calories a day.
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#315841 - 05/06/08 04:21 AM
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Those things are often very, very exaggerated. The amount of energy burnt doing exercise is often A LOT less than you think.
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#315842 - 05/06/08 04:28 AM
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I totally agree.
The thing about sex is, most of the time, you're not going at it "full bore", there's a lot of relaxing, make love moments, and all the foreplay doesn't burn many calories (although handjobs and blowjobs sure feel like they do).
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#315847 - 05/06/08 06:11 AM
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Exactly. I bet to get that 6 calories a minute level you'd have to be the woman, on top and going at it like your life depended on it.
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#315868 - 05/06/08 11:17 AM
Re: Wow. bigger numbers mean jack.
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LOL! You don't give up, don't you? No one said that having sex does not burn calories. But I truly doubt that ANYONE can have sex often enough to have ANY significant notice in weight loss.
Get over it. Just because you lost weight while coincidently having sex, doesn't mean the two came hand in hand. I'm betting that because you work on a farm and you watched what you intake, that's where your weight loss came from.
Edit: Also I wish people would stop saying you'd have to do (this activity) for 12-18-38 or some shit hours just to lose ONE POUND!
I wish you did also. "If you do this, you burn this amount of calories. So, if you worked out this many hours, you'll burn this amount of weight!".
Edited by Virtual_Star (05/06/08 11:46 AM)
Edit Reason: Grammar
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#315900 - 05/06/08 04:35 PM
Re: Wow. bigger numbers mean jack.
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I wish you did also. "If you do this, you burn this amount of calories. So, if you worked out this many hours, you'll burn this amount of weight!".
There's 4025 calories in a pound of fat, 500 or so is water or something so I've read so it goes down to about 3500.
But what I say is reasonable and proven. Daily sex, can and will help you lose weight. just as any daily exercise. People act like I'm saying who needs exercise or to do work, sex takes care of everything.
walking burns about 3.5 calories a minute. almost nothing. but walk for 2 hours and thats 420 calories. Do that every day for a week you've got 2940. If you've always ate aprox 2000 calories a day. that's 14000 calories a week. if your body only burns 2000 calories a day doing what you do, then you won't lose weight, period.
It's first grade math. Maybe not many people can get it as often as I do when my gf is here. But you can't tell me "It's not doable" because of that situation.
Otherwise I can tell you it's impossible to get much bulk and, define, don't lie you know it's impossible, because I can't get to a gym or weights with bigger resistance then 25 pounds. It doesn't matter if you can, because I can't and most of the people in my area can't therefore it can't be done and obviously can't help you.
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#315906 - 05/06/08 04:46 PM
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So what exact activity burns 6 calories/minute during sex?
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#315917 - 05/06/08 05:29 PM
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I'm assuming thrusting.
Edit.
Or maybe doggy style?
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#315921 - 05/06/08 05:42 PM
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But what I say is reasonable and proven. Daily sex, can and will help you lose weight. just as any daily exercise. People act like I'm saying who needs exercise or to do work, sex takes care of everything.
I'm waving my big bullshit flag on this on. If it's been "proven" by a reliable and creditable sourse, then please share. I'm sorry but I'm not going to be so quick to believe a fifteen year old who hasn't finished school tell me this is a "proven" fact. Especially, if you're "assuming".
You're right, sex doesn't take care of everything, but it's not going to help greatly as you like to believe.
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#315930 - 05/06/08 06:23 PM
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OK well... I guess you can take your numb dick and thrust away for 3 hours straight to lose weight. Good luck and have fun.
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#315931 - 05/06/08 06:25 PM
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I use too, remember. Those were good times, now my gf is on probation and I dun see her often though
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#315932 - 05/06/08 06:30 PM
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Well you and a certain other person here are sex gods then. I doubt a whole lot of people spend 3 hours of thrusting away... That's why your weight loss theory is a bunch of hot air.
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#315936 - 05/06/08 07:15 PM
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Blah sex gods. It's called being young and healthy
Besides most people still bang for 30 minutes, 4x30 is still 120. which still burns off a nice little bit.
I mean, you might as well just sit on your ass if you're looking for numbers because doing so you're still gonna see (saying you're 150 or so) 2200 calories.
Some how I think something burning 4-6 calories a minute. that everyone can do at least 20-30 minutes of. Is going to out way a exercise that burns 10-12 calories a minute that you can only do for 2-3 minutes.
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#315941 - 05/06/08 08:11 PM
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If you can only do 2-3 minutes of jumping jacks, you need to exercise. And most people don't have sex for thirty minutes. The average time is 5-10 minutes. 120 calories is shit. You're better off playing a sport, running, or lifting weights. I wonder if you realize that the argument you're making against certain ways of exercising could easily be applied to your argument for this form of "exercise."
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#315994 - 05/07/08 02:58 AM
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Omfg are you serious. do most people really only screw for 5-10 minutes?
Like, themselves. not because they have to hurry and finish before their parents catch them or something?
And don't put words in my mouth Cider, I'm not against any exercises. I just want people to know that if they bothered to put longtivity into it they can burn a fair amount of calories that would help them.
I mean I'm sure they're gonna still exercise as well as having sex. It's basically an extra work out they can add that will allow a fair amount of calories being burnt in addition to everything else they do, which will help in weight loss, yes many other things can be applied, but this one should not be shunned because of it.
However, I don't believe the ages at least 14-30, only last 5-10 minutes on average. Unless you're counting really over weight people who have trouble walking and breathing as it is.
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#316007 - 05/07/08 06:30 AM
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I wish you did also. "If you do this, you burn this amount of calories. So, if you worked out this many hours, you'll burn this amount of weight!".
There's 4025 calories in a pound of fat, 500 or so is water or something so I've read so it goes down to about 3500.
But what I say is reasonable and proven. Daily sex, can and will help you lose weight. just as any daily exercise. People act like I'm saying who needs exercise or to do work, sex takes care of everything.
walking burns about 3.5 calories a minute. almost nothing. but walk for 2 hours and thats 420 calories. Do that every day for a week you've got 2940. If you've always ate aprox 2000 calories a day. that's 14000 calories a week. if your body only burns 2000 calories a day doing what you do, then you won't lose weight, period.
It's first grade math. Maybe not many people can get it as often as I do when my gf is here. But you can't tell me "It's not doable" because of that situation.
Otherwise I can tell you it's impossible to get much bulk and, define, don't lie you know it's impossible, because I can't get to a gym or weights with bigger resistance then 25 pounds. It doesn't matter if you can, because I can't and most of the people in my area can't therefore it can't be done and obviously can't help you.
500 calories of water. That's gold.
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#316043 - 05/07/08 02:23 PM
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If my guy lasts over half an hour, it starts to become less fun because it feels like I'm getting hit with a battering ram. I like to keep sex to about 20 minutes, that's a good time for women. (and believe me, I do everything in my power to get him off quicker - cuz he lasts pretty long if I don't)
To kmrobins, that was gold. I can't begin to figure out why he would say that, but I guess he meant a portion of the *weight* of each pound of fat is water.
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#316096 - 05/07/08 03:51 PM
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When I have sex, I like the action to start slow and amp up, with only a few "pull-backs" and then amp up again to climax, I don't like to have 20 minutes of working up to getting an orgasm be thwarted by him deciding to take a break and then having to do 20 more minutes of thrusting to get him off. And eventually, no matter how much you love your guy, 3 hours of thrusting will get boring.
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#316138 - 05/07/08 06:10 PM
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You can always work on homework or read a book while waiting.
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#316144 - 05/07/08 06:56 PM
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Not to mention inconvenient. If you have sex twice in one day that's a quarter of your day gone!
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#316213 - 05/08/08 12:48 AM
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LOL, I wish I could- combine my two loves, reading and sex. But no, my boyfriend is great and we have awesome sex about 1 hour with foreplay.
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#316217 - 05/08/08 01:33 AM
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I wonder if there are people who are into stuff like that. Like reading while having sex, writing a report while having sex, or even playing video games while having sex. Of course, as the rule goes, since I thought of it, there has to be a porn site dedicated to this stuff.
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#316306 - 05/08/08 08:35 PM
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noooo, its Bill&Ted rules, as soon as you think about it, it appears as long as yo make a note to yourself to remind your future self to do it.
and actually if you think about S&M relationships theres a good chance some have done something like that
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Though surely most women couldn't handle three hours of thrusting?
