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#32372 - 12/18/04 12:10 PM
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I'm a girl. I have this addiction to masturbation, but I'd choose sex over it anytime. However, I probably never been caught doing it...but my parents know I masturbate..they just never approach the subject. My sisters caught me, but I was under the sheet...I didn't mind..but I feel sorry for them to see me like that.
Do any other girl have a huge sex drive...I know I probably have a bigger sex drive than most guys.
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#32373 - 12/18/04 02:30 PM
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Being addicted to masturbation is almost like being addicted to food. There are just some things that your body needs.
Congratulations on your libido. I’ve never actually met a woman that could keep up with me (that’s not a come-on by the way).
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#32374 - 12/18/04 10:59 PM
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well to tell you the truth ive never been caught by MY parents, but once i was at my friends house and his really hot mom walked in to the bathroom while i was beating it, she just came out of the pool in a thong and i got hard like a rock, well she just gave me a wink and left. i wasnt sure if that was a sign or not...
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#32375 - 12/18/04 11:12 PM
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that's kind of hot in a teen fantacy kind of way.
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#32376 - 12/18/04 11:24 PM
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yeah i wished i said something though, you know what i mean 
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#32377 - 12/18/04 11:32 PM
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oooo ya, but i would be scared of feeling so stupid if i was wrong!!
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#32378 - 12/21/04 12:37 PM
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I got caught masturbatin at my friends house. I wus just kinda horny cuz of a Girlz Gone Wild commercial. I wus at her house in her basement and she walked in on me. My eyes were closed so i cudn't see her, but i'm close with her so it didn't matter. She just laughed and walked away. :-P
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#32379 - 12/21/04 07:23 PM
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I ALMOST got caught just now. Well, I was texting my Girlfriend and i had my pants and my trousers at my ankles in front of the computer. Then i heard my mum come downstairs so i had to quickly pull my trousers up and i hope she didn't know what i was doing. She just came in and asked what i was up to and i just said: "checking my emails"
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#32380 - 12/21/04 08:06 PM
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LOL, that was a close one. You're lucky she didn't ask "Why do you keep your emails in your pants?" 
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#32381 - 12/22/04 03:07 AM
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lol
we all keep a lot of messages in our pants!
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#32382 - 12/22/04 07:35 PM
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I fell asleep masturbating and when I woke up, I found my covers over me. I could have put my covers over me but I have a feeling my step-dad saw me and then he put the cover over me, lol. Might not, you never know
You fell asleep masturbating, lol! That is weird. I can imagine your step-dad walking past your room with the door wide open, and you lying there croocidly on your bed with some white stuff on the sheets. Lol, if it was me walking past, I would've taken a black mail photo xD
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#32383 - 12/23/04 07:01 AM
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David Alzen
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Okay, this was truly horrible, but it actually happened:
Last year I often had an errection, and I decided to wank off in the toilettes, not a good thing x.x I was standing there (we have cubicles) and 2 jack asses came, and were like knocking and yelling 'Yo, what ya doin there' (but then in my language) I kept silent and kept on going. Eventually one of the guys jumped over the barrier and looked at me (but I was to busy wanking that I didn't notice) and I heard him yell and I immidiatly stopped, closed my pants, and slowly and cooley walked out, and they were looking VERY weird at me. Ow man, it is such a pain to walk past them in recess 
Now I make sure that wheer I do it, it is a place that is looked and has walls UP to the ceiling ;-;
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#32384 - 12/24/04 02:52 AM
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one time is was beaten the meat in my bedroom and i feel asleep naked.NEVER LEAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED.i woke up and i had been caught be my younger sister who was 5. she asked me wat was it that was hangin off my body. well i didnt want to explain it to her and she asked my pareants and boy was that an akward talk
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#32385 - 12/24/04 03:12 AM
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ouch, that is unfortunate!
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#32386 - 12/25/04 03:42 PM
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is ur dad ok with this lol
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#32387 - 12/26/04 09:02 AM
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I have been caught a few times
Once when I was out cycling. I was riding in the country roads around my house when I stopped for a break by this junction near some stables. I sat down a fair way off the road and rested a while.
After 5 or so minutes I got a bit horny so I got my ccok out and starting pumping away, watching the road, after a few minutes I turned back to myright and saw one of the stable girls standing by her car watching me, I turned away slowly making out I hadnt noticed her and soon came, shooting into the air and onto the grass.
She then causally got into her car and drove off
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#32388 - 12/28/04 11:05 PM
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I HAVE THE MOST HUMILIATING STORY YOU WILL EVER HEAR IN YOUR LIFE
Last week in math class...It was a great day. I was sitting next to the hottest, sexiest girl i know. I noticed her thong was hanging out and i got hard. I was sitting in the back so i figured maybe i could do it.Maybe i can jack off in school. I slowly unzipped my pants. I started rubbing up and down. As i was almost done My Teacher Called me."stand up and say the answer". I was scared whenever the teacher called on me cuz she was mega hott. so i forgot what i was doing. without putting every thing away i stood up. I Heard OH MY GOD HE ISNT CIRCUMSISED from one side and THAT IS SO SMALL from another. I was completely Humiliated and ran out of the room. I cant walk in the school hall ways without being laughed at
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#32389 - 12/30/04 02:28 AM
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That SUX! I've never been caught, but I have a story about... well, it's close enough.
My grandma who was in CA got sick so my mom was gonna take care of her, however, we lived just south of Chicago at the time. It was just me and my dad for 2 months, and it's like what you see on tv. Breakfast was a jar of peanut butter, lunch a Pete's Pizza Puff, and dinner was every man for himself. Soon, to cover mom's income, dad had to take on more hours at work, neglecting his share of the tasks he did so poorly to begin with. I was in fourth grade at the time, and was/am a hardcore masturbator. Soon, for school one day, I was reduced to wearing nothing but a white t-shirt (the kind you sleep in), and jeans that had the zipper stuck on bottom on the hole wide open. Notice I didn't say underwear, because all was used up. I went off to school on one of my horny days, and managed to stay erect from beginning to end (I was completely oblivious nearly the whole time). I'm angry that nobody told me (i.e. Best friends, strangers, TEACHERS!  ). I would've never know except...
I had finally managed to work up the nerve to talk to Taylor who was the HOTTEST girl. 4 outta 5 times I masturbate was over her. Let's face it, I'm well endowed now (13 at 7.3 inches erect, with the nearest around 5-6 inches to challenge me at school), but back then, SUPER hard for me was 1 1/2 inches (no joke, I actually measured). I would've never know except for this...
Me: "Hi Taylor."
Taylor: "Oh my god. Is that thimble stuck on your pants or are you happy to see me?"
Me: "What?" *looks down* *gasps*
Taylor: "Jeez, I'd hate to see it hard."
Me: *stutters*
Taylor: "Oh my god, it IS hard."
Me: *embarassed yet turned on; pre cum starts to slide out*
(I was visiting her at her desk, teacher was out of room, whole class watching by now).
STUDENT: "Holy crap, that's small."
STUDENT: "I have a good 5 inches on you!"
Taylor: *pulls out ruler from desk and actually holds it by my dick and measures* 1 1/2 everybody!"
CLASS: * actually pull out rulers and look to see where 1 1/2 is.* *Some boys measure there's and announce as well, And the second smallest was 3 inches exactly.*
Taylor: *goes to grab to make fun of*
Me: *super horny*
She grabs it and I cum all over her hand and I start getting bullshit about how I'm faster than Justice League's The FLASH! I would've put it away at the beginning and ran, but it was like the movies where the character is petrified with fear and can't move. On the bright side, I told my neighbor, whom I was having an "affair" with, and she gave me my first blowjob since the story made her horny. I was kind of disappointed she was able to fit it all in, however...
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#32390 - 12/30/04 11:14 AM
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Last week in math class...It was a great day. I was sitting next to the hottest, sexiest girl i know. I noticed her thong was hanging out and i got hard. I was sitting in the back so i figured maybe i could do it.Maybe i can jack off in school. I slowly unzipped my pants. I started rubbing up and down. As i was almost done My Teacher Called me."stand up and say the answer". I was scared whenever the teacher called on me cuz she was mega hott. so i forgot what i was doing. without putting every thing away i stood up. I Heard OH MY GOD HE ISNT CIRCUMSISED from one side and THAT IS SO SMALL from another. I was completely Humiliated and ran out of the room. I cant walk in the school hall ways without being laughed at
ROFL LOL LMFAO ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LMAO LOL LMFAO ROFL!
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#32391 - 12/30/04 11:20 AM
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I don't know, but I'm having a hard time believing your story... But sorry, it's just very very very weird.
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#32392 - 12/30/04 07:21 PM
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A lot of the stories here are hard to believe but nevertheless entertaining to read.
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#32393 - 12/30/04 07:51 PM
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never proply been caught but i ithnk my parents know, they keep askin my why i got white stains in my boxes/pjs and ask what i was doin cos i was so long in the rest room
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#32394 - 12/31/04 06:51 PM
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Okay, fine. I made up the part about cumming in her hand, but the rest is definitely true (trust me, I lived it).
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#32395 - 12/31/04 08:35 PM
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4th grade? Yeah I'm so sure.
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#32396 - 01/01/05 04:01 PM
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Me and my brother are pretty open with each other, so its kind of like a game in a way where I have tryed to catch him and hes tryed to catch me in the act. Its nothing serious, its one of those things where i might have to ask him a question so i try to sneak up on him to see what hes doing.
He has caught me late at night and we just laughed. I always catch him, he acts like he wasnt doing it but i know.
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#32397 - 01/02/05 01:11 AM
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I find it hard to believe that you were able to produce cum in the 4th grade.
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#32398 - 01/02/05 12:42 PM
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#32399 - 01/03/05 01:10 PM
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i was in the living room jerking off wiht my five inch cock (when its super super hard) and i was done and my jizz was all over me (i produce tons of it) all voer my belly adn shit i didnt notice my mom walking in front of the couch into the kirchen i thouhgt she was supposed to be sleeping but no she had to say one last thing to me before she went to bed i dont know if she saw me or not but still i think she did because of the way she said the things she had to say before she went to sleep. i was emfuckingbarrased.
i also do it at school when i was in grade 6
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#32400 - 01/03/05 02:05 PM
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"One day I was humping my bed, I was in my early teens. My Mom who is deaf, was watching TV in the other room. I usually locked the door when I was masturbating. But for some reason, I just dropped my pants and started to hump the bed. Well, I guess I was so into my masturabtion sesssion, I didn't hear my Mom walking towards my bedroom.
She said my name, in her voice. I looked up and immediately got up and turned around and pulled up my pants. I was so embarrased. She asked me what i was doing? I said nothing Mom! She said she could show me the proper way to masturbate by using my hand. At first I didn't want her to show me. She said it's ok, I won't hurt you. So, she came over and unzipped me and pulled down my pants. She told me to lay down on my bed, which I did. She laid next to me and began to stroke my cock ever so softly, of course I got instantly hard again, she then put her mouth over my cock. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. She then went back to jacking me off, then I came all over her hand, and then she licked it all up. She said to me, if you ever want something better than masturbation, I am here for you. Of course, I got to fuck her eventually. It was great! I went into the military, but any time I came home, we screwed. I know this sounds like a fantasy story, but it is true. I love my Mom and she loves me, and we feel that with sex we are really close..."
thats sick your mother shuld not be doing that to you.GET SOME HELP!
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#32401 - 01/03/05 08:52 PM
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idk, do you really believe that crap?
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#32402 - 01/04/05 07:58 AM
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Ive never actually been caught, but ive been close once..
I was just laying in my bed goin at it..like 6 months ago. I guess I was being a bit too loud kuz my dad opened the door. I just kinda changed position so he couldn't see me. He just kinda laughed and walked off..He didn't Actually catch me..because I moved fast enough, but im pretty sure he knows what I was doing lol. Oh well..My parents haven't really given me the "talk" yet, and I don't think they will, but they always joke around with me about it. Like ill be in the bathroom doin whatever, and he will walk up to the door and be like "Hurry up and stop playin with yourself! I need to go to the bathroom" haha
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#32404 - 01/04/05 02:31 PM
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to be honest i thinkits somesick fantasy from some sick kid witha sick mind BUT if its true he needs help.
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#32405 - 01/04/05 03:22 PM
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When I was 12 I always used to let myself in after school as my mom and dad were at work. One day I was feeling horney so I went upstairs in my walk-in-couboard and started beating away. I was having a great time and had my eyes closed when I heard the door being opened. There stood my mom with a pile of laundry. She then said "What the Heck are you doing" Then I was kinda lost for words....
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#32406 - 01/07/05 12:09 AM
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WOw yea there are a lot arent there? mine is in the archive, which i forgot to mention that it takes me like a minute and a half to like 2 minutes to get un-hard (yea i know its not a word) lolz. Oh yea and to those who met me last summer, im back baby
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#32407 - 01/09/05 06:15 AM
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Thats a bad one.
Mine was about the same, my mom walked in on me as I was standing in front of a full length mirror in my room. She was also packing laundry and neither of us expected the other. I was just starting to cum as well and couln't stop. I was still wearing my school uniform and the shorts had a zipper so there was no way to "pack it away quickly". Anyway I came all over my legs and the mirror and floor...etc in front of my mom. She just turned around and left the room. I stayed put for nearly two hours then went downstairs (I had cleaned up well). I was 15 then so too face my mom was very difficult. As I went into the kitchen (head hanging etc) she told me it was OK for boys to do that and to please lock the door, because she can't always hear when I,m doing it. The look on my face must have been something finding out that they knew all along, because my mom just burst out laughing. I started at 13 and for 2 years thought only I knew. I suppose everyone gets caught sometime, but it is tough.
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#32408 - 01/09/05 10:22 PM
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They left and this morning they said they talked about it. They said that they sent my brother off a year ago for sucking my dick, and now I am pumping it.
Am I the only one that noticed the sentence "they sent my brother off a year ago for sucking my dick"?!
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lol
we all keep a lot of messages in our pants!
i have heard of skeletons in your closet but in your pants?
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#32410 - 01/10/05 05:24 AM
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no your not the only one, just the only one willing to think about it long enough to write it.
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#32411 - 01/10/05 12:28 PM
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Well I did say that was messed up way back.
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#32412 - 01/12/05 06:39 PM
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Ok so people haven't been posting anything new and I haven't shared yet. So here goes.
I have masturbated since about 5. When I got caught I was maybe around 8. I was in the family room, sitting in a chair with my legs spread. My pants were still on but I had my hand down my pants and my form of masturbation was to grind my hand against my pussy in other words I guess hump my hand. I thought I heard my mom walking down the hall to the family room but it felt so good and I didnt want to stop. So before I could cum she walked in. I don't remember the look on her face or what I said. I guess I just pulled my hand out of my pants. Then I remember her telling me that it is ok to do this but in a private place. She said it didn't look very nice for me to be doing that in the family room. She also just said to always wash my hands afterwards.
Another time that I was kinda caught but not acually while doing it was I tried teaching my friend when we were 10 and then she told her mom hey guess what feels good let me show you .(as if her mom didn't know what masturbation was) and she told her mom that I showed her and her mom called my mom and then my mom asked me bout it and I said no so my mom said that it was proubley just one of her family members but didn't want to admit it. yeah she proubley knew since she had caught me before.
Other then that Ive always had a lock on my door and never been caught again that I know of
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#32413 - 01/15/05 02:26 PM
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I have been caught by my friend once. I was sleeping voer his house and we were watching hot girls on his TV and i started under my covers and he notice, but I think he was also. That was that big of a deal. But I think my mom almost saw me. I got horny at 5:00 so i walked towards the bathroom and put my hand in my pants and i think she saw. But im not sure she never said anything.
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#32414 - 01/22/05 09:05 AM
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One time my Dad walked in on me shooting my load and he just stood there and went "Uhh...yeah once you're finished up, come downstairs for dinner" So embarassing!
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#32416 - 01/23/05 07:57 PM
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what the fuck. dude thats just not right. arnt there laws agenst that.
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#32417 - 01/23/05 08:20 PM
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aTa7
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Your dad was WAY to calm about that, thats just fuckin wierd
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#32418 - 01/24/05 06:22 AM
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I'm confused, Dad was way to calm? What would you have wanted him to say? Sure, an "I'm sorry for intruding" would have been good. But a lecture about masturbation while you're in process or talking about it being bad or something would have really not been cool at all. Sounds like Dad just accepted it and moved on like it was no big deal..which it isn't, his Dad does it too.
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#32419 - 01/24/05 01:13 PM
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Well the whole "Uhh...yeah once you're finished up, come downstairs for dinner" was just wierd....Who the fuck says that?!! im cringing at the thought of that happening
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#32420 - 01/24/05 07:02 PM
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I have only been caught one time (as far as I know). I was in college having a terrible semester. My roommate was my best friend and we were pretty open around each other. We had actually masturbated several times together, each of us on our own bed. This was not a gay thing for me, but I soon found out that he was getting off with Jonah from two doors down on our floor. I actually came in earlier than expected one night and caught him and Jonah in the act of "recovery". Very tense night.
After I found out about my roommate and Jonah (but before I walked in on them) I was in my room alone one afternoon. I guess I was horny. Too horny to lock the door. I stood in front of one of the two full length mirrors in the room and began to masturbate. I didn't remove any clothes, just unzipped my pants and pulled my penis out. I was going at it when the door opened and Jonah walked in. He didn't say anything, just shut the door and left. I don't remember if I finished. I'm sure I did though.
Later that evening when my roommate was back in the room he asked me about it. The little fart Jonah ran to my roommate laughing and telling him what had happened! Oh well...not nearly as embarrassing as what I would soon catch him doing.
I'm surprised I haven't been caught more. When I was right out of college I moved to another city with my best friend. (Different friend. Very straight.) We moved into a one bedroom furnished apartment with only one double bed. We never did move in twin beds as we intended and slept in the same bed for the entire 4 months we were in that apartment. This was not a problem for either of us. He was very straight and neither of us were threatened by the idea of us sleeping together. On several occassions I was horny and wanted to jack off. Instead of getting out of bed, I got really good at reaching over and grabbing a sock, putting it over my hard penis, and jacking off really slowly so as not to wake him up. He never did and never knew (I think...).
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