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#32826 - 11/14/06 11:33 AM
I was CAUGHT!! 7 times - 1st time i was caught.
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I will return soon with my other experiences. It happed to me often because I actually tried to get caught. But I have stopped doing that now.
Yeah... please don't bother returning. We don't need your fantasy stories here
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#32827 - 11/17/06 02:54 AM
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wow my brother almost just caught me,he came and knocked on my door and asked to come in and i barely got it back in my pants and get the porn sites off the screen and acted like i was listing to music,,,he def had to have known but oh well,ive almost caught him more times then i can count so it will be another weird thing we wont speak of hahah
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#32828 - 11/18/06 03:13 AM
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well i cant find the post button anywhere..o well here is my story
i THINK i been caught 1 time. i was in my bed and thinging about the girl who i like. then i got hard and then beating it. after i was done i put some pillows on top of my head.then beating it again!after my mom opened my door and Quickly sat up an pretending to do sit ups. 
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#32829 - 11/27/06 11:28 AM
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When I was at school, corporal punishment was still in use in the UK, and I got caned for masturbating in class.
The thing is that I was totally innocent of the charge. In fact, it wasn't until a few months later that I even knew anything about what masturbation was. All that was really happening was that I was getting one of those erections that all boys going through puberty keep getting at the most inopportune of times, and I was trying to get it into a more comfortable position.
The teacher saw my hand moving about under the desk & was convinced that I had been masturbating & dragged me of to the Deputy Head for a caning.
Mind you, I became a bit of a legend among my peers who believed I really HAD been caught masturbating for a while afterwards.
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#255673 - 01/21/07 08:29 PM
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I was about 15 when I was at my mate's house, in the garden in the sun. I said I needed the toilet so went inside and upstairs. I thought his then single mum was out for the day and didn't expect her to be around, so I went upstair to look ni her bedroom. I found a lot of things, for example a vibrator and dirty thongs. I got horny just by looking and sniffing these things so I started getting hard, and thus got it out and pumped it (my friend was bathing outside).
I had the vibrator in my mouth, sucking on it and i was sniffing the thong as I wanked, and just as I came into the gusset of the panties, his mother (Mrs Sarah Davids) walked in on me. She asked me what the hell I was doing, and I couln't do anything else but cry. She felt sorry for me and helped clean the knickers down and wash my cock. I never went to that house again. Also I haven't wanked since.
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#255674 - 01/21/07 08:36 PM
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After she washed your dick, did she smell your ass?
Your story is bullshit. There are other sites for posting bullshit stories.
If the name you gave is that of a real person, I hope she kicks your ass.
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#255679 - 01/21/07 08:47 PM
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oi Steve_A as if any other stories on here are real...Just because you've been a longer member on here, doesn't mean you're God....So what if I want to add another edge, albeit for light-hearted fun. Its not as if a topic about getting caught masturbating will be deadly serious.
I'm not posting unhelpful stuff on forums, where serious help is needed, I'm just venting my fantasies and problems in a more light-hearted way.
Chill out and give us your caught stories
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#255682 - 01/21/07 08:59 PM
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This is not a fantasy site. I don't know how many of the other stories are true or not, but they're pretty mundane.
Your making stuff up, as you keep doing, is not helpful to anyone. If you want to indulge yourself in fiction, there are Web sites where it's welcomed. Why do you need to do it here?
If you want to screw around on this site, then go to the Community Forum. But if you're going to make up stuff, at least make it entertaining. What I've seen so far is totally lame.
What you put on this site will eventually be indexed by the search engines, including Google. The name you put up will be in Google's cache indefinitely, even if this site disappears. If that name is of a real person, you definitely do deserve to have your immature little ass kicked.
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#255684 - 01/21/07 09:09 PM
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as if I'd put a real name up here...Its not true at all...I'm sad but I'm not that sad.
Where are these site for messing around then?
any links?
I'm not lame and i don't need my ass kicking....Boohoo might go andpost this insult on the self help bullying forum and get info there.....Ridiculous
Bye babes xx
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#255688 - 01/21/07 09:19 PM
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>as if I'd put a real name up here...Its not true at all...I'm sad but I'm not that sad.
I have no idea how sad you are, but putting up the name just makes your story seem that much more fake. That doesn't mean that the name is fake -- or not.
Do you think it would be unfair to characterize your ass-smelling thread as manipulative? So you got some people to believe it...bully for you.
> Where are these site for messing around then?
> any links?
Go Google for variations on masturbation stories, and I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.
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#258818 - 02/06/07 06:14 PM
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Never Been Caught I Think But There Was This Time Were My Borther Rushed Into The Room Just As I Finished Up Nosy Little Bastard!
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#259154 - 02/07/07 05:51 PM
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way before
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#259155 - 02/07/07 06:00 PM
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You each need to get your own account. WTF is the problem? Are you sharing an account with a moron, or are you the moron?
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#259165 - 02/07/07 06:25 PM
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you just keep lingering, Id of thought you smarter, I now shall begin encourgment to Helms to forward the shit to the ISP and NYPD.
You, the other 2 people that use the computer, your all fucking idiots. No common sense and no book sense.
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#259173 - 02/07/07 06:51 PM
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good, I hate tha shit anyways, they deserved and needed it if they disapeared or not.
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#260687 - 02/11/07 11:28 PM
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Had my first this morning.
I had the shower on and was going to relieve some tension before i got it. my mom walked in to put some jeans up in my closet thinking i was in the shower. she just hung then on the door and walked out. she hasnt said anything
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#260704 - 02/12/07 12:44 AM
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I Never Been Caught Ever. I done it alot in my room even when my sister is home and her room is beside mine and even when my parents are home too.
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#261087 - 02/13/07 10:49 PM
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Being a girl makes it rather easy to sneak. Never been caught
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#261297 - 02/14/07 11:45 PM
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I was caught not to long ago. I was laying on top of my covers and it was past midnight. When my dad comes barging in. I grabbed my cum rag to cover up and turned my computer off. He was fairly cool about but the reason he came was to get my laptop (wtf) and like a shocked kitten I just handed to him and then he left.
(this is just a general reply)
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#268540 - 03/28/07 07:34 PM
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Some close calls, but never caught.
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#272590 - 04/27/07 12:35 PM
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Never so far, Thank god 
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#273518 - 05/06/07 02:58 AM
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I've had a lot of close shaves. And, I actually might have been caught a couple times, but if I did the person who caught me pretended not to have noticed. You never know. They might have caught me without me knowing, they might not have. idk. It'd scary to think that they might have caught me masterbating without me knowing though.
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#274394 - 05/15/07 12:01 AM
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i was getting horny so i decided to hump my bed when my mom left..well she came back and my pants were down and i had a bag on my dick with lube in it..i had time to pull up my pants but couldn't lose the boner so i had a tent lol never talked about it again thank god...
i was jacking off in my comp chair while my neighbor was out side so i looked out side and him and his friend were jacking off watching me...i closed my window and told them to never took in my window lol...
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#274530 - 05/15/07 09:53 PM
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yep should of gotten that info sooner 
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#275437 - 05/26/07 08:35 AM
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I masturbate in the shower so I've never been caught, occasionally I masturbate in my bed, but only when everyone in my house is asleep.
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#275444 - 05/26/07 10:55 AM
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Well i think i was caought, is was little over a year ago and before school i woke up and i notice i didnt turn my computer off. Since everybody was asleep i went to my favorite porn site, and i sarted jacking off. Well later that night when i was on myspace my dad came in and shut the door, he told me he saw me looking at porn this morining and was going to take my computer out of my room in a few days. Good news is he never took my computer out of my room
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#277193 - 06/11/07 01:03 AM
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probably realized taking your computer for masturbation would be irrational
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#277287 - 06/11/07 06:19 PM
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Doesn't sound like he was gonna take the computer cause his kid was masturbating. Sounds like he was gonna take it cause he was looking at porn on it. That's not irrational at all.
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#278187 - 06/17/07 05:43 PM
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i was never caught but was almost caught... this was years back. i think i was about 16. My mom and brother had left the house to go to the carnival a couple counties over. They shoulda been gone for about 5 or 6 hours.... well maybe 2 hours into it i get an urge to masturbate and decide ill look at some porn on the computer. our computer at the time was located outside the kitchen, which had a sliding door that led out onto the back porch. i closed the blinds. as i was masturbating to some videos online i thought i heard something so i stopped for a second to listen. then i heard nothing... well then as i got back into it all of a sudden the sliding door opened i went at light speed to pull my pants up before they pushed thru the blinds, and i turned off the monitor. i think my mom might have known what i was doing cus i was just sitting there in an akward position trying to hide my erect... which went away quickly. after a couple seconds i flipped the power strip to turn the computer off, since i hadnt had time to close the porn i was watching...
anyway thats my story.
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#278832 - 06/21/07 12:30 AM
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I've only been caught once.
I was going at it one day on my bed, and my brother opens the door and walks in. Then he turns around and walks out. But it's okay, because a few months later the same happened to him. >_>
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#281694 - 07/15/07 12:26 AM
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not really getting caught but my nephew who is younger than me...i used to do it while he was watching tv he would as what i was doing and i would say i was itchey. =/
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#281730 - 07/15/07 03:03 AM
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i've never really been caught, but, unless my parents are completely stupid, i know they know i do it. there have been plenty of times were they knock on my door for whatever reason, i yell "one minute!", they hear my bed creak as i get up, my laptop clicking a million times as i click out of sites, then me opening the door, probably flushed.
my friend almost caught me a few times, too.
instead of coming to the door, like a normal person, he just comes to my window since my room is underground, and the window is level to the ground, and he just crawls through after i open it.
so there were two times where he knocked on my window and after i got rid of all incriminating evidence, opened my window. he came in and, both times, looked at my face, then the bulge in my pants, my laptop on my bed, and laughed.
i didnt really care, tho. we'd already jerked off thogether before that.
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#282187 - 07/18/07 04:38 AM
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Im not 100% sure, but I really think my friend caught me jacking off. I slept over his house one time and we slept in different beds thank god lol. Anyways, it was very hot in the basement and I woke up in the middle of the night in the heat and couldnt get back to sleep. I started getting great thoughts and started jerking off. I went all the way when he was there "sleeping" and quickly, realizing what I just did, ran to the bathroom to clean up. He started talking about masturbating and making cracks about it (not directly but more like "quit jerking off and get over here") but I think he somehow knew, but wasnt too sure lol. I think he thought he was dreaming. =P
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#286586 - 08/18/07 03:06 AM
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this is old, but it sounds more like a fantasy.
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#288242 - 08/29/07 11:00 PM
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hahah, i was almost caught or was
i was having myself a good time masturbating in the basement when my dad came down to say good night, i think i pulled up my pants in time and closed out my porn so he didn't know......i think
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#288603 - 09/01/07 06:47 PM
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i was caught very recently.
My roommate left for a school orientation, and while he was gone I masturbated, but afterwards I felt too lazy to put my pants back on , and plus I was sure he wouldn't be back for several hours at least. So maybe twenty minutes go by and all of a sudden the door opens and its him with some other girl. Lube was sitting next to me and everything! I don't think she noticed, cause she wasnt looking at me, but he definitely could tell I was in a compromising position because he walked in and was like "so this is my room......alright lets go"
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#288616 - 09/01/07 09:38 PM
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well i kinda misspoke when i said "very recently" it actually happened about an hour before i posted...lol, im kinda just praying he doesnt bring it up.
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#288703 - 09/03/07 01:22 AM
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lol, i forgot this thing existed. well i got a funny one that was recent. a few weeks ago i was taking a shower with my vibrator at like 9 pm. oh god..well when i was done, i guess i forgot to bring it back to my room. i didnt notice till late the next night, and yeah it was sitting there on the edge of the tub the whole time, and everyone in my family was in and out of the bathroom, taking their showers, with it sitting right there in plain view. i was so embarrassed! lmao, no one said a word to me about it, but i know they knew it was mine  that sucked more than anything
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#288739 - 09/03/07 10:24 AM
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it happened a few weeks ago
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#288749 - 09/03/07 01:14 PM
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arent you somethin like 16? how the heck did you get a vibrator??
and yes that does suck major monkey nuts im surprised nobody said anything
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#288785 - 09/03/07 09:07 PM
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very easily. spencers and a friend thats over 18 that didnt mind.
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#288807 - 09/03/07 11:35 PM
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lol i guess thatd do it, so what are vibrators common practice in your house or what?
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#288814 - 09/04/07 12:14 AM
Re: CAUGHT!!
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WigglyDolphin
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lol no, just me
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#288868 - 09/04/07 03:15 PM
Re: CAUGHT!!
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lol well id think SOMEONE would say SOMETHING about it i mean come on a vibrator sittin on a shower?
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#288890 - 09/04/07 07:15 PM
Re: CAUGHT!!
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haha, either they didnt notice(dont see how....) didnt realize what it was, or they didnt want to embarrass me. either way im glad they didnt say anything
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