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#32722 - 05/20/06 08:57 PM
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Spiike66
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I dont know if I got caught or not, I just remember it being like 12:00 at night, and I got really horney, so I masterbated... I didnt have my sheets on and my door was open a tiny bit, and when I woke up the next morning my sheets where on and my door was WIDE open.. so I dunno.. lol
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#32723 - 05/21/06 10:02 AM
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I think I just got caught. Well I was masterbating and I just finished and my brother walks in my room, see's that I'm hot a sweaty and he comes up to me and asks if I'm alright. So I just shake my head, if I spoke he would hear my voice and would probably automatically know what's happened lol so he calls in my mum, thinking that something is wrong, and my mum is all like "Oh my god what's wrong? You look terrible!" and I think they both thought I was really upset because I said that I was talking to a girl that I really liked and she said loads of mean stuff to me. So I told my mum and brother to leave me alone and they both left. Very close...
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#32724 - 05/21/06 03:34 PM
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Okay, well, I was masturbating yesterday when my brother walked in. Luckily, I'm clever as all hell. Later on I went to his room when he was watching tv and told him that I had been been bit a few times and that I needed some itch medicine, because the bites were severe. When I was in there, I was itching it as if I was kinda' masturbating to show him that I wasn't jacking off and really itching the shit out of myself down there. And through out the rest of the day I started to actually do it again when he saw me again. To reassure that he was convinced, I pretended to call my mother and told her what happened and how he walked in when I was itching the shit out of it. Do you think he fell for it? Or do you think he knows something? Would you fall for that? He's only 13. (luckily)
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#32726 - 05/21/06 07:59 PM
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It sounds like you may have over-done it. And how would you get bitten there?
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#32727 - 05/21/06 09:49 PM
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Well for one everybody thinks there's some kind of termite infestation at the computer desk since it's that time of the year. I even showed them a bite mark of where a spider bit me a few weeks ago right beneath my belly button. It's a scar now, but it looks pretty convincing. I rather have faced the problem head on then leave it for question later on, you know. At least now he can be in denial of it if he were to look back and question it.
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#32729 - 05/26/06 02:36 PM
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Yeah ive never been caught masturbating but about 3 months ago me and my gf were having sex in her room when her mom was out at work and i guess we were being to loud to hear the garrage door opening and she heasrd her moaning and she walked in the door and i fell of her and jumped out the open window (its a big one facing the woods) and i ran into the woods with just my socks and so i hid in the woods for 4 or so hours untill it was dark then i went back to her house and got my cloths and snuck out to finnish what we had started so thats my storry
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#32730 - 05/28/06 07:14 AM
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What a guy! Left your girlfriend alone to convince her mother that she didn't just see some guy pull out of her daughter, jump out the window and run away. Boy, I'll bet you got some more real soon.
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#32731 - 05/28/06 08:39 AM
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sorry but smells like bullsh*t to me :S whats with all the wild fantasies.....
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#32732 - 05/29/06 03:30 AM
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yea that is a little hard to believe but crazy shit like that can happen.im sure it has happend to sumone before.
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#32734 - 06/04/06 02:30 AM
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oh god <.< hmm let me think, just today my mom was cleaning house , and luckily i had a pair of easy access shorts. The closest ever man.
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#32735 - 06/04/06 02:50 PM
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I was masturbating on the computer while at a website when suddenly my sister entered the room when i was on climax. i quickly exit all webpages on the screen while totally forgetting about my soaked right hand on the mouse, near the phone. so when my sister came she needed to get to the phone and i assume she saw what my right hand looked like, and she acted as if she didn't notice. i feel so horrible
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#32736 - 06/04/06 03:23 PM
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relax it is okay. She just ignored it.
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#32737 - 06/07/06 08:06 PM
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hmmm.....i smell the faint smell of BULLSHIT!!! you need help dude..thats not fuking normal.:S
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#32738 - 06/07/06 08:12 PM
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why did this remind of of that music video "stacys mom" LOL!:D
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#32740 - 06/09/06 04:07 AM
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Hi,
I came home late last night slightly drunk from a party and found my wife sleeping soundly. Switched on the tv and found a porn channel and decided to have some fun. I had barely begun when my wife walked up on me and asked what was I upto :(:( 
Neither of us slept the whole night and she left this morning to work without a word to me. Worse, we are leaving on a vacation tomorrow and so my timing couldnt have been better 
Seeing that so many out here have had more or less similar experiences in the past, can I have some good suggestions on how to deal with this !!?
I have a lunch marked with her but dunno if we will keep it :(
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#32741 - 06/09/06 06:14 AM
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In my experience you'll get the cold treatment until you talk it out, so you may as well bring it up quickly.
She is probably worried that you prefer the porn girls over her and she doesn't satisfy you. You'll have to let her know that you loved her too much to wake her up and were making do with a lesser substitute.
If she considers it a being unfaithful (which I don't think is fair, but some women do so consider it), things will stay fragile for some considerable time.
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#32742 - 06/12/06 12:59 AM
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one time I was in my bf's basement, which is also his bedroom, and I started jackin him. So just as he cums his little sister comes runnin down the stairs to tell us dinner is ready. Thank god he sat up and put his shirt over it in time lol she had no clue... we still laugh about it haha
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#32743 - 06/12/06 08:42 PM
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omg 2 nights ago i was babysiting at a family friends house and theycame home at like 3:30 so ijust said i would sleep there and like 20 mins later they went to bad i was still up watching t.v and like 5 mins after that they started going at it i heard every thing it was nasty right then i was wishing i went home do u know sucks i cant drive yet so ihad no way home
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#32744 - 06/13/06 08:03 AM
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I was at one of the local dances and this chick walked up to me and we started danceing pretty close i hooked up with her and started feeling her ass...anyway i said i had to go to the bathroom and she walked off to her friends, when i went to the bathroom i went at it and just as i blew she walked in and the lock on the door was broken. She saw me with my dick in my hand and she just laughed.
We are going out this weekend.
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#32745 - 06/13/06 12:35 PM
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Ive not been caught, but my brother has, lol.. I remember once I caught him, then once my Mom caught him, I also caught my Dad.
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#32746 - 06/13/06 07:24 PM
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i caught my mom and her boyfriend nasty
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#32747 - 06/13/06 10:16 PM
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Worst that happend to me was about 2 months ago. Was about 1am and I was just about to climax as my mum knocked the door softly once and opened it instantly (I assume she thought I would be asleep.) whats worse is she was asking me if I was alright AS I was ejaculating. She suddenly caught on, turned a shade of scarlet and left apologising constantly she already knew I masturbated though, and she just said "I'm really sorry, it won't happen again." the next morning. In a way her embarressment made it easier to deal with as I knew it wans't all just me being freaked out.
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#32748 - 06/13/06 10:30 PM
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my parents pull that shit, but my mom almost acts as she wants to stop it. She just comes right in and does not care. But I tell her to knock, and I catch shit for it.
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#32749 - 06/13/06 11:04 PM
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Ataxa
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On the first day I moved into my mums house (lived with my dad for the first 14 years of my life) my mum said the most important rules are respect and privacy. In the last 3 years I can't remember a single time where she hasnt knocked and waited for a reply before entering, (bar that time lol, my luck eh?).
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#32750 - 06/13/06 11:14 PM
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everyone I know just barges in, except my friend. It bugs the hell out of me.
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#32751 - 06/13/06 11:24 PM
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Ataxa
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Instal locks, demand privacy? I'm not sure what to recommend. When I lived with my dad I had a lock on my door. Here at my mums theres no need. I'd say talk to your parents about it, try asking them if they liked it if you just walked into there room all the time without knocking (I wouldnt recommend it though )
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#32752 - 06/13/06 11:36 PM
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I say oh well, and do it late at night.
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#32753 - 06/14/06 12:32 AM
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You're an adult and you get treated like that? Sounds like it's time to move out.
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#32754 - 06/15/06 01:41 PM
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i know ive written this before but my friends 11 year old brother got caught by his mom looking at anime porn during a party! LOL
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#32755 - 06/16/06 06:04 PM
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Yep i read that one. And why is it that all the guys have stories about getting caught?? You guys aren't stealthy like us girls. Were like ninja's with that stuff.
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#32757 - 06/17/06 09:45 AM
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radecki is so right on that. ill be doin it and when im done i will realize that someone is pounding on the door.
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#32758 - 06/17/06 10:50 AM
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I agree.... We guys get so totally wrapped into it concentrating on the intense feelings and all the images that we have swirling around in our head we just go to our special little place until we cum and then slowly our head clears and we reappear into reality…
Usually the first words I’m capable of saying to myself or softly out loud, thru the heartbeat that’s pounding in my ears and the heavy breathing is usually something like “Fuck!” (Breath, breath, breath) “Whoa!” Breath, breath, God my balls hurt! Breathe, breath, breath. Straining to listen for a sound, and then thinking while you’re cleaning up “Gawd! I hope nobody heard me.”
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#32759 - 06/18/06 07:10 PM
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lol, i seeeee
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#32760 - 06/19/06 08:19 PM
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I got caught one time when I was little. Prolly 8 or 10. I pulled the covers over myself and pulled my pants all the way down to my ankles(DONT DO THAT lol) and my mom walked right in on me and said "What are you doing?" and I was like "Uh...nothing..." and she said all akwardly "Pull your pants up". I was so embarressed. I felt like she could never trust me ever again. I said "Please don't tell anyone!" she said she wouldn't and told me to put my pants on so me, her and my dad could for a walk. I felt so embarressed the whole walk. Other then that I've never been caught once. Now I only jackoff when no ones home. If I do get so horny I goota jackoff when someone else is in the house I do it so sly and slick
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#32762 - 06/19/06 08:31 PM
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Lol it wasn't that she could see good, it was cuz the blankets weren't covering from my shins down...lol I was such a retard lol.
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#32763 - 06/22/06 03:52 PM
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last year i was sleeping over my friends house we were watching her dads porn and i started to masturbate after my friend fell asleep. idk if i was embarrassed or if it turned me on even more when i saw her dad watching me from the stairs. it was the first time i ever got caught....
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#32764 - 06/22/06 07:02 PM
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Never gotten caught cause i do it in the bathroom..
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#32765 - 06/22/06 11:26 PM
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Yup, I've never been caught and I've been jacking off proudly for 4 years
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#32767 - 06/26/06 10:33 PM
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My mum once caught me fucking myself with a big green hairspray bottle while being in a slightly unusual position. That really was quite embarrassing. I'm glad she never mentioned it though.
I don't remember any other times.
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#32768 - 06/27/06 03:44 PM
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I always masturbate in the bathttub with the shower-head. But one day My sister like.. Spied on me, and I was too occupied to notice it. And afterwards she had the guts to MOCK me with it >.< Ha! Too bad I was to first of us two to realize that the shower is a quite good tool for masturbation.
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#32769 - 06/28/06 05:09 AM
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if any of you noticed... it's mostly guys that get caught cause we girls think before we act
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#32770 - 06/28/06 05:11 AM
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it's actually amazing how stupid parents are if my kids door was shut it's probably for a good reason (masterbating, dancing like an idiot, cross dressing, ect.) things i don't want to see...
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#32772 - 06/29/06 04:20 PM
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that is an awesome point. it is alot harder for a guy to hide his penis
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#32774 - 06/29/06 06:18 PM
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lol ya then my mom would be wondering why i was talking to her with my face in the pillow.......
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