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#350709 - 11/12/09 02:00 AM
I Can't Believe This (rant)
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ImBob
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Caution: This is a rant.
My friend got drunk last night and ended up giving a jock a blow job. He's not gay (and extremely anti-gay), which I found to be hilarious. I was really struggling to not burst out laughing while he was telling me this. He feels horrible and he keeps telling me that he doesn't feel like himself today and I keep telling him that it will go away in a few days (I have no idea). He's not in any way suicidal, so I'm not worried about that (but I am making sure he doesn't do something stupid). What really pisses me off is that he gets to do the stuff that I want to do and he's not even gay! What the hell? I'm never going to get any action. And he's not happy that he did it! I'm shocked at how messed up that is and how pissed off I am! Had to vent. Rant over.
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#350714 - 11/12/09 06:02 AM
Re: I Can't Believe This (rant)
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It's upsetting that some people are able to let themselves go, get drunk, and take risks, while others of us can never do it. I could never dive because I could never relax enough.
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#350721 - 11/12/09 09:46 AM
Re: I Can't Believe This (rant)
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Your situation puts me in mind of the Southpark where Cartman gets his own amusement park and Kyle gets a hemorrhoid causing him to conclude there is no justice in the world.
Wiki - Cartmanland
Cartmanland
Episode 506 (Original Air Date: Jul 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
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#350739 - 11/12/09 11:48 PM
Re: I Can't Believe This (rant)
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ImBob
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I hadn't thought of that one! It was a great episode (they all are). My hemorrhoids have been flaring up today, now that I think of it. If you hear about a guy who died from hemorrhoids within the next couple of weeks, you'll know it was me. 
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