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#350763 - 11/14/09 08:05 AM
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#350807 - 11/16/09 02:34 PM
Re: Splash! Splash! Water on the Moon!
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When I get the shit I was promised as a kid, you can get the shit you were promised.
I want the shit I was promised by 2000!
and for the record, Tim agrees with me
I had prepared a much longer rant, with the same link, but I fucked up and closed that window on accident, you now must suffer with a less funny, but point still made post.
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#350808 - 11/16/09 02:41 PM
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So, do you want to short hand what Tim had to say for those of us less fortunate bastards that have no sound?
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#350810 - 11/16/09 02:58 PM
Re: Splash! Splash! Water on the Moon!
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You bastard!
You would have to ask since apparently, the lyrics are not available online! Now I have to sit here listening and typing!
You best appreciate this!
Those liars of ours back when I was in school
said 2010 would be super cool.
the gasoline engine would be a thing of the past
we'd get our own little rockets that would fly real fast.
I couldn't wait to be flying around with a 4 hour erection that wouldn't go down, Id impress and undress every woman in town and I couldn't wait for that to get off the ground.
Now Im sitting here, theres a cop over there me and hims supposed to be up in the air.
him saying "Tim, your way to drunk to fly, I'll havta write you up for an F U I "
I'm stuck in an 89 Pontiac
I'm supposed to be a flying sex maniac
So wheres that contraption to strap on my back
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
Maybe Ross Perot could of finally got around to a tiny little rocket, with a giant suckin sound.
But, Clinton came along with mainly women in mind
and a giant suckin sound of a different kind.
I Can't smoke in my car
I cant smoke in a bar
Bob Dillons still our biggest rock star
We made it to mars and now the presidents black,
but, Where the fuck is my jetpack?
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
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#350812 - 11/16/09 03:08 PM
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thanks for typing them out... we Canadians don't have our jet packs yet, nor access to rhapsody.com
Tim who? btw
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#350814 - 11/16/09 03:45 PM
Re: Splash! Splash! Water on the Moon!
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No rhapsody?
thats a crock of shit.
Tim Wilson, the hillbilly homeboy.
Thats the Jeff Gordons gay video.
All that he could be wrong about
Chucky Cheese Hell
Uhh oh, that wusnt a marl'burro
First baptist bar and grill
Church league softball fist fight
If you try to save this marriage again, I kill you
I married a woman who talks like Jerry Read
Theres more, much more, but these, outside of his stand up, particularly his uncle B.S. stories, are the shit he does I like best.
Especially the jerry reed song, but if you do not know jerry reed, then I guess you were born to late, and never saw the smokey and the bandit movies as a kid.
You also will hate the song.
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#350815 - 11/16/09 03:50 PM
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Holy christ.
I never thought Id find it, but Jerry Reed, on Scooby Doo. Thats going back a long way to my childhood.
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#350817 - 11/16/09 04:00 PM
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I very much appreciate your efforts. Your a prince among men.
On another note. I remember Jerry Reed on Scooby when I was kid, it pissed me off back then too. I never did have patience for tolerating the sudden appearance of pop-culture icons in my cartoons. ...unless it was 1940s film stars showing up in the Looney Tunes.
Did I, honestly, use Jerry Reed and pop-culture in the same sentence... I think the only honorable thing left for me to do is commit seppuku.
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#350818 - 11/16/09 04:23 PM
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if you do not know jerry reed, then I guess you were born to late
yeah, I think I heard of him, my grandma was a fan 
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#350819 - 11/16/09 04:24 PM
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seppuku ??
IF thats anything like jerking off, than I just committed it!
and you do not want to know what I had on my monitor when I did it!
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#350823 - 11/16/09 04:42 PM
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Even though I've seen that Scooby episode, it was a repeat. You people are old!
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#350825 - 11/16/09 04:59 PM
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And been lied to since grade school! you forgot that part! I want my fucking jet pack, my flying car and my house under the ocean!
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#350827 - 11/16/09 05:29 PM
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>We've been in the hairless desert for to long now.
Can't say I agree but I've been a fan of "southern shaving" since before it was in style. Now that it is the style, it's all good. I haven't been up-close-and-personal with much more than a landing strip in the last many years... and I get around.
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#350828 - 11/16/09 05:32 PM
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I like hairless desert, think of it more as a hairless dessert, or appetizer.
The one thing I hate is yacking up a hair ball in the morning, or choking on a pube, that just kills the fucking mood, not to mention its dangerous, ever puke form choking on a pube?
puke in a twat and I make two promises, your not gonna finish the sex, and you are gonna get slapped.
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#350829 - 11/16/09 05:34 PM
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A landing stripe is fine. It looks good but when it's bald that's when my gay gene starts knocking around. It just does nothing for me and hasn't since it became the norm. Back in the day when it was unusual and kinky it was great but a little of it goes a long way.
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#350832 - 11/16/09 05:58 PM
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hmm, maybe it is your gay gene then, because smooth, hairless skin is the epitome of femininity to me. I know not all agree but that's my taste.
Oh, and if anyone feels like throwing the pedophilia card down on that, go fuck yourself and thank god you didn't say that to my face... so there
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#350833 - 11/16/09 06:00 PM
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I must say that hairless is indeed the way to go for me. Although various trimmings are aesthetically pleasing, they all seem to be a little too distracting when going for sushi. I prefer to drink from the non-fuzzy cup.
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#350834 - 11/16/09 06:01 PM
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I like how the conversation went from water on the moon to fuzz on the peach. We rock!
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#350835 - 11/16/09 06:05 PM
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Just to be clear here, I'm not talking 1970s O'natural bush the you have to take a weed wacker to to find the pussy. I'm talking about a happy medium and clean shaven is just a turn off for me. Oh well, to each his own.
To me it's like... when it's shaven there's nothing to see. I know, I know to most it's going to be just the opposite but I don't go in for the speculum view either. I don't need that much detail.
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#350838 - 11/16/09 06:10 PM
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Personally I like the details.
Its like people's views on the penis. There are those who actually find a penis attractive, but to me, it will always look like something dangling out of the corner of a sharks mouth.
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#350840 - 11/16/09 06:18 PM
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I'm glad I heading over to visit my special friend tonight 
Now whose showing their gay side!
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#350841 - 11/16/09 06:22 PM
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lol
I'll send her your regards
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#350842 - 11/16/09 06:36 PM
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Sure, just send me her pictures! After all this talk, its only fair...
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#350847 - 11/16/09 06:52 PM
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The fact that I would share, is exactly what keeps me from being allowed to have naughty pics of my wife.
She sees it as disgusting, I see it as bragging, to keep me from bragging, she refuses to allow me to take them.
I do occasionally get a self portrait from her, but always up close, no way to ID that its her, and she steals my phone and deletes them at first possible chance. Once she found out I started sending them to my email, she began going in to it and deleting anything sent form my phone.
Guess I need to make a new email account and not tell her about it so I can keep the rare nasty pic I get from her.
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#350858 - 11/16/09 08:14 PM
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Hmm, ex's? I'm listening...
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#350859 - 11/16/09 08:15 PM
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I only have one picture that I'm allowed share (well, technically not, but...). Sadly, all the rest are deleted instantly.
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#350896 - 11/17/09 01:25 PM
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Speaking of Scooby, I like this shirt Scooby and Velma all growed up and filled out.
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#350897 - 11/17/09 01:33 PM
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My childhood continues to be usurped. Apparently they have remade Clash of the Titans.
If you can't tell, I have nothing to do today.
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