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#352897 - 01/16/10 11:27 PM Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males).
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I'm an un-cut 17 yr. Old guy and I can't seem to have one peeing session without peeing on the side if the toilet. Well it's not that i don't make it in but when I do it just ends up coming back up and getting The rim of the toilet. I'm just used to wipeing the sides with a tissue. Do you guys have the same problem? Add details like age, cut or uncut and maybe how you avoid not getting the toilet messy.(btw what I mean by messy is a couple drops of pee on the rim not a total miss lol)
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#352899 - 01/17/10 01:49 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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I'm cut, same issue. I remember my mom once said after going into the washroom when i was younger and some went on the floor that i was terrible at aiming but the other gender doesn't understand the difficulties. :P
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#352901 - 01/17/10 02:23 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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I find that, no matter how hard I try, it's almost impossible to avoid getting at least a drop or two on the toilet. But at least I make an effort to clean up after myself!
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#352905 - 01/17/10 04:29 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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Alright i guess I'm not the only one so it makes me feel better lol. I just felt there was something wrong with me... But i guess it's just really hard to do. You know sometimes I would even bend down just so everything stayed inside the toilet, it worked but that was way to much work. Haha
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#352909 - 01/17/10 06:55 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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I don't understand why you guys enjoy cleaning piss. Is it fun? Do you like the smell of piss because it slpashed down the sides or floor or whatever and you missed cleaning it up? Do you use some chemical cleaner?

Just fucking sit down when you are at home.

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#352921 - 01/17/10 07:25 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: sdp]
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Because. Men were allowed to pee standing for a reason, and I'm going to live out that reason.

Edited by Technical (01/17/10 07:26 PM)

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#352922 - 01/17/10 08:55 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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It's not that enjoy cleaning it I just live with two girls and I'm not a slob.

Edited by `Question (01/17/10 08:55 PM)

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#352927 - 01/18/10 04:02 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: sdp]
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 Originally Posted By: sdp
I don't understand why you guys enjoy cleaning piss. Is it fun? Do you like the smell of piss because it slpashed down the sides or floor or whatever and you missed cleaning it up? Do you use some chemical cleaner?

Just fucking sit down when you are at home.


I actually sit down now BECAUSE I had this problem...
Urine being splashed get's more places than you think and eventually will start to make your bathroom look nasty. You might not even notice it. Best and easiest solution is to sit down.
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#352938 - 01/18/10 02:03 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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You'd be surprised how much is splashed back when you piss standing up. You don't have to miss the bowl at all, but the stream hitting the water bowl from a height produces a lot of splash back. As I said.. I don't like having piss around my toilet for any reason.
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#353357 - 02/15/10 10:22 AM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: Reen Tar]
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 Originally Posted By: Reen Tar
I actually sit down now BECAUSE I had this problem...
Urine being splashed get's more places than you think and eventually will start to make your bathroom look nasty. You might not even notice it. Best and easiest solution is to sit down.


I always sit down to pee too, unless I'm out in a public loo with urinals. It's actually a bit relaxing, there's no problem with aiming, no mess about the toilet area and I can wipe my foreskin with a bit of TP, so no drops in my kit later. That's the way we were taught at home. I've never needed to stand up whilst peeing to prove my maleness.

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#353417 - 02/21/10 03:16 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: `Question]
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Am I the only one who noticed the splash back on your clothes when using a urinal?
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#353418 - 02/21/10 03:35 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: DrWorm]
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Nope.. That's why I usually piss off to the side wall in a toilet or urinal to avoid splatter.
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#353419 - 02/21/10 06:41 PM Re: Do you guys urinate clean or messy? (males). [Re: sdp]
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I always piss against the back of the bowl. Less splash and quieter. I also clean my washroom so no stray splashing will hang around for any length of time.
And as long as I have the use of my legs and am equipped with a penis, I'm standing like the rest of the boys.
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