I got up this morning and noticed something isn't right.
Ok I sensed a nasty smell and already had a suspicion.
When I took a look at my underwear I realized I must have had a wet dream without noticing it! Usually when I get a wet dream I wake up and then directly change the clothes but this time I did not notice it.
It's perfectly normal if you don't notice it... My undies and my normal trousers which I wear over them smelled really bad like fish.
But the worst is my bed also smells like fish!!!!
Fish tastes and smells awesome, so how is this a problem? I examined it with the nose and even the mattress smells like fish on the very place where I must have laid with my dick can you believe it? How in the world can the smell penetrate through virtually everything?
If you lay your dick on it and jerk off of course it will stink I have a pretty thick cotton cover over the mattress but it did not stop it.
Cotton? Well South produced it so you should be ashamed The sperm can impossibly have gotten through it it must simply be the smell.
Everything is possible my friend Then I checked my blanket and even the blanket totally smells like fish on one area!!!!
They call dicks fishes for a reason... I am totally disgusted.
Well you have to deal with it, unless you remove your testicles you will have to deal with it for the rest of your life How do I get my bed clean again?
Wash it... How do I get this smell off?
Keep washing... I cannot wash the mattress.
Theres more wrong with your matress then with you... You only smell it when you press your nose on it but it still totally bothers me. The mattress was brand new and now it smells like fish. This is just terrible.
Press your nose to the bed you cummed to? Um.... And what also concerns me is what if this happens again?
Like I said, it will be happening for the rest of your life, I guess you are having a puberty, dont worry I had never thought that sperm can smell so bad.
Oh yes it can... When it's fresh it doesn't smell bad.
Durr How am I supposed to stop this?
Diapers I had even jacked off the same day so it is also totally strange to get a wet dream when you jacked off the day before.
What you do before pays off later How am I supposed to stop this?
Stop repeating yourself Shall I wear airtight underwear or what?!
Diapers... Pampers is a good choice The smell really seems to be able to go through anything.
Now that sounds wrong, go see a doctor 
