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#355780 - 08/10/10 07:03 PM Name the baby first!
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I love The Onion!
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#355785 - 08/10/10 09:01 PM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: bobalicious]
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I don't think this law goes far enough. I think the gov'ment should pay for the paint and the crib. And it should provide her with a list of appropriate, non-offensive names from which to choose.
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#355799 - 08/11/10 10:52 AM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: damien]
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Yeah, good, God fearing biblical names.
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#355815 - 08/11/10 09:41 PM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: OldFolks]
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Like Mordechai and Jerubbabel!
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#355834 - 08/12/10 10:50 AM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: damien]
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 Originally Posted By: damien
Like Mordechai and Jerubbabel!


With a name like that, the baby would abort itself!
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#355837 - 08/12/10 11:29 AM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: damien]
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Those are nice but actually I was thinking more along the lines of Jehoiakin or Hachmoni. ;\)
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#355848 - 08/12/10 08:23 PM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: OldFolks]
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Suddenly the name Damien doesn't seem so scary, does it?
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#355868 - 08/13/10 04:27 PM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: OldFolks]
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I vote for Dorcas
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#355871 - 08/13/10 06:05 PM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: unsupervised]
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Hey, I know a woman named Dorcas. I didn't know it was biblical, I just thought her parents where particularly cruel.
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#355876 - 08/14/10 03:15 AM Re: Name the baby first! [Re: OldFolks]
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 Originally Posted By: OldFolks
Hey, I know a woman named Dorcas. I didn't know it was biblical, I just thought her parents where particularly cruel.


Better than "Dorcme" I suppose.
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