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adzeae
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posted May 20, 2002 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adzeae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi ppls,
im new here. aint got many weird stories. my weirdest place prolly has to be on a school trip. it was probably more boredom rather than being turned on by the big cave and all its amazing million year old rock features

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Billybest2
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posted May 22, 2002 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billybest2     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm 16,
i've jacked off in a libary in school before.
i was just feelin' horny so i jacked off.

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posted May 24, 2002 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eneker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the Adriatic Sea
In the woods on a hot day
In my car while driving
In a public restroom
In friends' restrooms
In your restroom?

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Sassy_lil_chic
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posted May 25, 2002 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sassy_lil_chic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the kitchen,
On the stair,
In your ear,
and over there!


(No lies)
lol

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tom
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posted May 26, 2002 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tom     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
last year, i was a senior in high school i did it on a bet. i was rubbin it so i could shoot it then i ran up to my teacher we all hated and did it all over his shirt! it was my last day and i got 30 buck on it.. i know its not a lot, but its better then nothing then i left.

then i also did it on my friends cat while it was sleeping, then of course it woke up

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posted May 26, 2002 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Silva1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would have to say i have three wierdest places: 1 in a swimming pool, 2 sitting at a computer in a public library, 3 walking down the road in broad daylight

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oh_no!
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posted May 31, 2002 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for oh_no!     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a confession: I love to do it in my car going down the interstate. The thought that someone might see me with my skirt pulled up and my fingers on my clit really turns me on. Sometimes, when I travel, I don't wear panties for that reason.

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posted May 31, 2002 01:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KingPin 81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The weirdest place I've masturbated is in my grandma's bathroom, while I was in their my grandma came in without her glasses on and thought I was my grandpa and grabbed my penis.

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posted June 01, 2002 11:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lildude     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got anew one!
In the bathroom @ Chili's!

lildude ;cool;

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Diver
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posted June 01, 2002 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Diver     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hope you washed your hands first!!!

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posted June 03, 2002 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kingpin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the weirdest place I've done that is in my grandma's bathroom while she was home, and then she walked with out her glasses on and thought I was my grandpa and touched me!

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posted June 03, 2002 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sdp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do anyone else have a feeling of deja vu?

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posted June 03, 2002 07:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kray     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've wanked in a lot of places including toilets in a lot of places, trains etc. Some of the more daring ones which include some exhibitionism are 1. early moring at work, with only a handful of people in the office.

2. In a quiet part of a park (I've also had sex in a park).

3. While I was walking along a street at night, the whole place seemed dead and I felt unbelievably horny.

4. This one has a lot of exhibitionism. Theres sort of a hill slope close to train line. There are trees and bushes there too. Once I went there and jerked off when the trains were going past. They go pretty fast but, not that fast, so people can see. I was next to one of the bushes, just in case I decided to hide in the last minute. This one gave a thrill.

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posted June 08, 2002 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sassy_lil_chic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is it getting hott in here or is it just me, this shit is great. Mmmmmm

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DarKWoLF07
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posted June 12, 2002 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DarKWoLF07     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've done it in my tree hanging over my neighbor's front yard.

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posted June 12, 2002 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for v3rify     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One time I was working at a fast-food place, and this bitch was yelling at me, and then made fun of my haircut. I snapped. Let's just say her hamburger had extra special sauce.

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posted June 16, 2002 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ULTRATECH     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The wierdest place i have jacked off would have to be one day when i was 14 in a igloo i made.

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posted June 22, 2002 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hounddog3500     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
in math class

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posted June 23, 2002 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PicoCurious     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
okay, just came across this forum, and i thought i'd run this by you guys. i don't think i could list all the places ive masturbated, i did it in middle school during class through a hole in my pocket (always kept an extra sock in the backpack) and on the school bus... even younger at the beach out in the water. I guess all this led to me being quite the voyeur when it comes to mastubating. What i find my self doing often now is mastubating in my car anywhere theres lots of girls around, ie, shopping malls, nightclubs and especially the beach... you know, the kind where you can drive your car up the sand, and park right next to a gorgeous girl laying out in the sun. I've only been spotted a few times, but never had any real problems because of it. My girlfriend even used to go with me sometimes, and 'help me out'.

what i'd like to hear from you guys is how many of you have ever, or would ever do this, and do you think it's wrong. I go back and forth with this one. so some anonymous opinions would be cool.

-pico

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posted June 24, 2002 01:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MuffDiver     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well let's just say i got really bored while laying in a tanning bed...

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Cali girl
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posted June 24, 2002 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cali girl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Ive got myself off in a school bathroom because i was just getting to wet to wait untill class was done.
sometimes my mouth just waters for guys.

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posted July 01, 2002 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To PicoCurious...part of the excitement of masturbating in more "public" places is the possibility of getting caught. Masturbating like that is probably considered "lewd behavior" in most states. However, unless you get caught or someone sees you, there isn't a chance of being charged. I'd say go for it by the beach and keep a towel over what you're doing, don't yell, scream or moan, or in anyway communicate your pleasure and you're probably OK.

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Tim
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posted July 04, 2002 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tim     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Adzeae,
You wrote:
"it was probably more boredom rather than being turned on by the big cave and all its amazing million year old rock features"
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Bring your own stalagmite!

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fuck_boy
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posted July 08, 2002 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fuck_boy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey everyone, i'm new here. i've jacked off in science class twice, the dressing room at JCPenny, in the street 3 times, on the tennis courts twice, and in my chick friend's closet while she watched.

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whiteboy_com
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posted July 09, 2002 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiteboy_com     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
COOOLL fk_boy! you're not scared are ya? Welcome and yell at me sometime.

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BillyBongThorton
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posted July 09, 2002 10:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BillyBongThorton     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i am a new user

ummm lets see the weirds places i masterbated would be at a public pool in one of the showers.

my friends parents room

And almost alot of places at school

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DirtyBird8
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posted July 10, 2002 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DirtyBird8     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No joke- at the doctor's office. I was reading an erotic novel while I waited and I got kind of hot. No one was around so...

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Lovetobeatit
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posted July 12, 2002 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lovetobeatit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The weirdest places I have played with it is in bars, one bar I was in California I was completely naked and played with it right in front of everyone.

I have done this a few times at other bars around the country as well and keep going back to the one in California.

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posted July 15, 2002 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2fly4u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm new to the site but the weirdest place ijaked off at is on my the roof of my 2 story house. it was the morning and the un was rising. i had a major hard on one day hen i was on the public bus and there was only me and three more people on there so i moved to the back and after a couple of miniutes lets just say that the other three people thought that it was raining inside of the bus.

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posted July 19, 2002 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stupid man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my old replies on this particular topic were kind of lame, but since the last time i can add a couple places. Outside my friends house on his hamack, in a car in a crowded parking lot (i no this old woman and her son saw me, oh well), and the bathroom of this local pool when i was in PA for a couple days.

there will be more soon, its fun to masturbate different places it really is a turn on.

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posted July 20, 2002 12:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Megatron     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have done it, in a library under the table, just shot on the floor. In my socials class, several times, back in highschool. Outside the band room on the door. In many public washrooms, usually into the sink, more daring. On a public transit bus. In my buddies front yard while watering his plants while he was away. Finally in a few restaurants at my table.

I am an addict

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PicoCurious
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posted July 21, 2002 09:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PicoCurious     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
megatron & stupid man, cheers! what i'm curious about though, is are you doing it just by yourself, or are you peeping at girls (or even guys) while you do it... ie, in class, a restaurant, or in a parking lot. i posted about this a little earlier (read up) and was hoping for some more input on the subject.

-pico

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posted July 22, 2002 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Megatron     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would say that almost every single time I do one of my more "daring" jerk off sessions it is to a girl I am looking at. It could be as simple as a nipple showing through a shirt or low cut tight shirts on big boobs. It gets me hard in my pants so if the option is there I slip it out and jerk off. I never get crazy and just whip it out in front of the girl though, thats not cool for her, and its not cool for me. I may want to, but there is a line you just can't cross. So unless I can hide it, I go to the washroom or something.

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posted July 22, 2002 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlondiesEvilTwin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a girl, and the weirdest place I've masturbated would be in my jacuzzi with the jets.... my friend sugested I thought it would be fun.

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posted July 23, 2002 01:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for curiously18     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've done that a few times too! Works well.

I used to do a lot of tanning at my old house. We had a really big plot of land, and I could go off and tan naked without worrying at all. I've masterbated a lot doing that. Miss it now that we live in the city.

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posted July 24, 2002 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yuah816     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The weirdest place I have to say I have jacked off was the A train, Penn Station to far Rockaway, Queens. It was actually a kinda busy train, full seats but only 1 or 2 standing. I was with my gf and a few friends and was dared by one of my friends to do it. I was next to the window with my side to it and I put my leg up on the seat in fronna me so it blocked more peoples view, my girl was sittin in front of me, one friend next to me and one behind me. It was a rush knowing anyone could see me at any moment. Im kinda an exhibitionist anyway. It didnt take that long and I shot my load onto the wall panel next to me. I made a nice dollar doin it too.

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posted July 27, 2002 12:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PicoCurious     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
megatron, true that!

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stupid man
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posted July 28, 2002 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stupid man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PicoCurious, i ussually do it with my bestfriend we both masturbate, but i'm ussually the only one that finishes tho... he swallows my cum for me sometimes too.

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posted July 29, 2002 03:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fuck_boy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the other night i spent the night at my friend's house and when he fell asleep i woke up and started to jack off and he was like 3 feet away and he didn't wake up. then in the morning i had wood and started jacking off again while he was awake but he didn't notice

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posted August 03, 2002 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for doesitmatter?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, the wierdest place i whacked it at was in a friends eyes at a wild ass party, he got drunk and past out, so me and like 6 other friends nut all in his face, when he woke up, he couldnt figure out what was dried all over his eyes =X

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posted August 06, 2002 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Megatron     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, that last guy really took a "beating" ha ha ha. That was punny.

The other day, did a daring jack off in the bathroom at school over the one person sink, and some guy walked in and took a leak while I had just started shootin, had to turn on the sink water and try to control my self while cumming. Crazy! but he just finished and left, so it was all good

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posted August 07, 2002 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bball_guy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The weirdest place would have to be in church.I was sitting in the back and everyone was praying with their eyes closed.Or another weird place would beat the movie theatre.

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posted August 08, 2002 10:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jacker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like to J.O when I drive next to a good looking Cop, AWAYS wear boxers then its easy to whip it out. I think that boxers are made for guys to J.O.

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posted August 11, 2002 12:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Saúl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When i was at the U.S.Capital Building, a friend and i (we were 19 at the time), went up into Lady Liberty at the top of the Dome.
It was historic. Also i did it in a tree on the grounds of the Russian Embassy, on a subway train, back seat of a Grayhond Bus, a city bus, back of a classroom, school shower, beach lifeguard station, school's 50 yardline, sky-diving (that was a close call) and the bow of the Queen Mary. Done before i turned 25 years old. . . .

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posted August 11, 2002 11:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for smlk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe...

. On a bus
. In the cinema
. In bed after my girlfriend had fallen asleep, too pissed to have sex
. At the restaurant whilst on a date (puting the lesson in "There's Something About Mary" into practice, albeit a little late )
. Walking home through the park at night after a long day at college. The challenge is to just keep walking when you come - you get a massive rush that way. Mine was a particularly strong orgasm; I nearly fell over!...

smlk.

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posted August 12, 2002 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ziggy013     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uhh..lets see...

3 of the weirdest places i have jacked off would have to be:

1. One time after a HS football game in the locker room one of my friends started to j/o after the shower and i started to too and a bunch off the other guys joined too.
2. On a beach, the less public part.
3. My favorite: I was out with some of my friends and we went to a FRiendly's to get some thing to eat and i was dared to jack off under the table- i meant while sitting down with my dick under the table. When i was about to finish i asked for a napkin to wipe it up with but they gave me the chicken one of them were eating and i cummed on it. Then they called over the waitress and said that there was sumthing on his chicken "soap or sometin" and she was like "o...im sorry" and brought it back to the kitchen, it was so funny.

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posted August 16, 2002 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marster_bator     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi! I'm 31, and still jacking off...The wierdest place that I ever did it was up in an Oak Tree whilst my mate was doing his girlfriend. It was so cool. He came before I did, and we've never ever told her!

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posted August 21, 2002 04:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know if it is the weirdest place, but it was the most kinky.... or sick.

When I was 19 years old, I had it bad for myy best friend's step mom. I had many hours of self pleasure thinking about her.

I spent the summer with he and his family. Every moring she would wake us up before she left for work just wearing her panties and bra and brushing her teeth. making sure we got up and into the shower. Every moring I had to walk past her to the shower trying to hide my boner. we'll one day after she left for work I used her bathroon to pull off a load and left a huge glob of cum on her tooth brush.

The next morning, there she was again.. brushing her teeth,panties & bra and watching us walk to the shower. I was so hard thinking about my cum in her mouth!

That was the same morning I didn't try to hide my boner, in fact, I took off my boxers and walked naked to the shower. I never told anyone this.. and I wonder it her toothpaste tasted a little salty that morning...
Hummmm I'm getting hard just remembering her!

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posted August 23, 2002 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Freezee7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The weirdest place I've ever Jacked off would have to be on and airplane in the bathroom over the Pacific ocean. Also, I've beat off in my best friend's bathroom and in a dressing room at Wal-Mart.

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posted August 25, 2002 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Miss_katie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi-i am a girl but have a great story to tell

i was on a date with a few of my friends when i saw my best friends date-total hottie. i was about to cum right there when i imagined his hands all over me. (my date was really dorky and ugly) well after about an hour of watching this hottie move i decided that i had to do somthinng or i would explode. so i found a supply closet and started finger banging myself. i was about to cum when i felt this guys cock in the small of my back. so we started to fuck and when we were finished i turned around and it was none other than my dorky date!!


i know this isnt really a weird place but i think that it makes a good story.

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posted September 03, 2002 08:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jay941     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
it is not too weird, but i was working on catalina island in the back country, i finished
my work before the others, so i walked down the
road just out of sight and sat down there and
did it. tried to hit a bug but missed.

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posted September 03, 2002 10:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for without_reason     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd have to say some of my weirdest places would be:
1) in the handicapped bathroom at a movie theatre, late one-night
2) my best friends bedroom, he was making food downstairs, i was pissed off at him...that's not right i know.
3) my other best friends room. he was passed out. i was drunk and happy. I was bare-assed naked on his chair.
4) bathroom/kitchen sinks...always odd to me. especially kitchen. but that was only once.
I'm sure there are more weird places but I can't think of any...oh wait right now...sttttuupppidddd keeeeysss are ge ttttttinnnngggg stuuuuccck. (just kiddin)

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posted September 03, 2002 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spawn_X     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
friends house while he was sleeping like a baby.. it was 3am i couldnt sleep and stumbled upon his porn collection on the computer..

kept looking over to make sure he didnt wake up though.. i aint into the group thing..

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posted September 16, 2002 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Not_My_Name     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lets see, Frind's bathroom, another friends house, watching porn on his TV, another time at that same frind in his bed! he slept on top bunk, me on bottem, another time at another friend's aunt's house, another time in an airplane lavatory, another time at school, many other times :wink:

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posted September 21, 2002 08:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... and came? hmmm ...
-in the pool using the water jets
-in the school bathroom stall
-in an airplane lavatory
-in a small airplane sitting in my seat hiding behind a magazine, 20 passengers present!
-in a bush
-in my sleeping bag
-wearing my friend's boxers
-at counltess sleepovers
-in mental hospital bed at night, roomate present but too dark to see
-middle of the street at night very dark
-school yard at 2am in the summer
-under teacher's desk at a youth group retreat sleep over
-in an envelope
-in my underwear
-talking casually on the phone
-grandma's house
-in a tent
-in the woods
-in a slipper
-watching porn with my straight friend (there were both guys and girls in the porn)there next to me on his computer, him not knowing i was jacking off!!
-in an unlocked dark storage room in my school (while hundreds of kids were passing the door unknowingly!)
-in a tree ... this is starting to sound like a Dr. Seuss!

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posted September 22, 2002 12:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Diver     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gay Anonymous:
-in mental hospital bed at night, roomate present but too dark to see

You sure??

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posted September 22, 2002 07:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In a Mental Hospital, just self serviceing,
probably on meds, anything is possible.
As long as the patient is non-violent the staff doesn't care. All in a days work for them.

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Originally posted by Diver:
You sure??

Yea, I don't think any hospital is that dark.
After all your eyes get used to dark settings.
Probably the rommie, didn't want to say anything, or was afraid of getting raped if he interfered?

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posted September 22, 2002 09:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gem, Umm, I wasn't on meds. Of course jacking off is possible! The staff didn't know per se, but of course they know that everyone does. (If you've never been to a mental hospital don't claim to know how it works.) It was pitch black for your information, though there was a monitor in the suite outside of mine and 8 other rooms. They came in with a flashlight every hour or so, and I just pretended to be asleep. (They wouldn't lift my covers or anything!). But I did get off from the dangerous risk of being caught.
They don't room rapists with other people unbeknownst to them.

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posted September 24, 2002 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SilentRain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Howdy all...

I forget how I stumbled upon this thread, I have only just joined due to an insatiable desire to contribute! I began reading this thread about an hour ago and immediately wanted to reply, yet looking at the first post date (August 2001) I was disappointed to think that I may have missed my chance... Yet reading on I can see this thread has been going more than a year!

I couldn't list all of the places I've hit it, but here are a few, lemme know what yous think:

- Public swimming pool, checking out all the hotties.
- During a high school exam (a few years ago!). I flew through the exam, I was bored and began to daydream about a few beautiful girls in front of me... I'd just pulled it out the side o' my pants and shot on the floor.
- I'm now have my own business and visit many different clients. I was working in an office with 100% glass wall facing the rest of the office. I have and still do jerk it from behind my desk here. I've had trouble stuffing it back in my pants mid session when ppl approach (sometimes I can't help but laugh afterwards!) I've tugged on many client sites - there's something about women in business suits (or anything for that matter!) that just gets me going. I've tugged once every 5 mins for about 30 mins at times... lol
- On fishing trips to the local lakes, just flop it out beside the river... I've even watched the small fish come to the top and eat jizz: good for a laugh.
- I've done the 'in car' thing and quite frankly I think it's rather easy to 'pull off', making it rather boring. Yet situations differ I suppose.
- When I was younger and working in a factory, the boss and his wife would drive me home. I would see the back of his wife's neck and my meat would start begging... I relieved myself many times with the boss and his wife just in the front! LOL.

That's about all I can think of for now... Hope I haven't bored you with a saga. If not there's more chapters to come

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posted September 24, 2002 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gay Anonymous:
Gem, Umm, I wasn't on meds. Of course jacking off is possible! The staff didn't know per se, but of course they know that everyone does. (If you've never been to a mental hospital don't claim to know how it works.) It was pitch black for your information, though there was a monitor in the suite outside of mine and 8 other rooms. They came in with a flashlight every hour or so, and I just pretended to be asleep. (They wouldn't lift my covers or anything!). But I did get off from the dangerous risk of being caught.
They don't room rapists with other people unbeknownst to them.

Gay:
If you would of read my reply and others, we expressed doubt on your statments not stating it as a fact. In the English language there is a big difference between stating a fact and an opinion as we expressed but I guess that fact has eluded you again.
Next time, read before you flame!
Just as you have been able to express your opinions without any repercussions, everyone else has the same right to express their own opinions without repercussions from you.

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posted September 24, 2002 10:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gem:
Next time, read before you flame!

Gem, I didn't mean to come across as flaming. Perhaps you sensed sarcasm in my post, but I was merely informing you of the truth - no anger on my part. It may have seemed that way, but there was no flaming. I assure you that it was all true

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posted September 24, 2002 11:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gay Anonymous:
Gem, I didn't mean to come across as flaming. Perhaps you sensed sarcasm in my post, but I was merely informing you of the truth - no anger on my part. It may have seemed that way, but there was no flaming. I assure you that it was all true



Gay:
Thanks, for clearing that up. ;-)
I never had a problem with you hear, and won't mind reading your post if they weren't so redundent and wastefully long.
Of course, spawn and I may of raddled your cage a little but if wasn't done to be vicious.
I do believe that you can contribute to this site, especialy from your point of view.
But remember all people here are free to express their opinions, facts and questions as long as it's done in a civilized manner.

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posted September 24, 2002 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Diver     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gem:

But remember all people here are free to express their opinions, facts and questions as long as it's done in a civilized manner.

Gem... can I use that quote!

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posted September 26, 2002 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gem, it's nice to hear that from you.

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posted September 26, 2002 01:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Diver:
Gem... can I use that quote!

Sure: Diver
I always believed that was the case.
Maybe you can post it on the Home page.
Of course, now there are some people who get upset if opinions differ, as we all have seen.

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The wierdest place i have stroked it was in class. My shorts pocket had a hole in it, and im surounded by hot girls. So why the hell not? I didnt blow, but still...i was satisfied. I think one girl noticed...i just looked at her and smiled, she smiled back and nothing more was said.

Also, one day before i went to school i had about 10 minutes to myself. got on my computer and found some websites. Whacked it. Funny thing is that day in US History we were discussing comprimises of the constitution. Little states wanting equal representation, big states wanted it based on population. Our teacher split us into 3 unequal groups, one was little states, one medium(mine), and one large. He gave us all the the same size of of a broken chocolate bar, we had to split the bar between our group to show power and votes or somthin like that. I was in charge of distributing the chocolate, and i didnt have time to wash my hands before school so i had just wiped it on my boxers and went. After the teacher got his point across we were allowed to eat the chocolate. All of those kids ate my nut..MWAHAHAHAHA(i didnt eat mine)

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posted September 28, 2002 11:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
gem, all i see in your quote is irony ... (hypocrite)

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posted September 29, 2002 07:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gay Anonymous:
gem, all i see in your quote is irony ... (hypocrite)

Gay:
I see your still continuing with your verbal attacks on fellow members.
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Cenfath, maybe Gay needs to be booted from A2A?
As shown above, he is continuing his hateful ways.


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posted September 29, 2002 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gay Anonymous     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gem, Thanks for illustating my point.

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Originally posted by Gay Anonymous:
Gem, Thanks for illustating my point.

Gay:

What point is that?
You mean you hateful unneeded attacks of A2A members?
First clue: 90% of your posts are attacks of other members of A2A.

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-standing at a urinal in a public toilet (with no-one around)
-in a cubicle of a public toilet - i realised the guy in the next cubicle was looking at me (he sent a note under the wall offering to jerk me off!) but i decided to carry on anyway!
-in a wooded area of my university campus at night not far from passers by
-sleeping on the floor of a mates room
-in my back garden
-sitting on my window ledge of my bedroom (which faces onto the street) at night

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i can't say i'm a voyeurist but i have done it in my car driving down the interstate...

the only other time it was risky business was when i was at a LAN party if anyone knows what those are... and my friends' computer was back to back with my LCD... it was about 5am, everyone but him and i were asleep and i just felt the 'need'... so i did it while he had headphones on and i was blocked by monitors... real fun, very risky.
i'd speed up whenever i heard noise come out of the headphones, and slow down or stop whenever i heard silence.

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the weirdest place/time that i've whacked it was at a friends party. it was friday night and i was sooo glad classes were done for the week so we all headed to tennesee to a friends cabin where he was having a party. i partied all night, got drunk, good time and whatnot. but all the girls were either passed out or with other guys in the bedrooms so i just went under the deck (it's pretty high so i didn't have to crawl under or anything) and just watched these two girls in front of me while i was jacking off. they were drunk but not passed out. i'm not into that whole thing where you entice them to have sex while they're drunk, but great fun anyway.

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in the back seat of my brother's car. We were at a stand still because of a car pile up on the bridge. We were way in the back and people were trying to see the pile up, some were sitting on their cars and stuff. My brother and his girlfriend left the car and i was board. When my brother got back he asked me why i didn't have my shirt on. I told him i was hot. There was no way i was putting it back on.

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well lets see
my cousin "taught" me how to finger myself in my aunts basment(not that i needed to be taught-but learned a few new tricks)
used to do the car thing i stop in the middle of a back road bare my tits and get off right there-if a car came i'd just start driving real slow so they'd pass
when i was younger on long trips with the family(in the back seat under a blanket)
at the movies
almost any were i ever slept
and though not weird just before i posted thanks guys for the great O just thinking bout all you have done mmmmm...sorry got to go got better things for my fingers to do than type

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