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posted August 01, 2001 07:21 PM            

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Hi I am a 19 year old male and I was just wondering what is the wierdest place any of for other guys has jacked off

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posted August 01, 2001 08:25 PM            

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I'd have to say in your mom's mouth.

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posted August 03, 2001 04:52 AM            

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Hey horndog...sorry some guys are so stupid. I'd have to say in my car, late at night driving down the interstate! If you really want some interesting info, visit www.jackinworld.com, in the library section I believe there is a survey on your question, you'd be surprised where some of us decide to pleasure ourselves!

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posted August 20, 2001 08:14 PM            

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Hmm i haven't jacked off in that weird of places but the weirdest would have to be my garage on an exercise machine and my grandmother's bathroom. I've always had the urge to do it outside but i dont want my neighbors to see me, and i've wanted to do it in the woods but there are none by my house which really sux!

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posted October 24, 2001 06:24 AM            

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I'd have to say on the trampoline outside.

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posted October 24, 2001 09:18 AM            

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I have several good places I remember rubbing one out...Let's see..In a swimming pool, in the woods while hunting, in front of a full-length mirror in my parents' room, in a hospital while staying overnight on call, in a video store with one of my buds.. oh, yeah..in the bed with my girlfriend sleeping next to me.......................................
Email --->>> Lhathorn1@hotmail

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posted October 24, 2001 02:46 PM            

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Welcome to "our" boards white_boy! Glad to have another opinion and one who has some medical background to go with all our other life experiences around here!

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posted October 25, 2001 02:49 AM            

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OOPS! Just realized that I transposed you're name wrong....sorry about that!

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posted October 25, 2001 07:00 AM            

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I would have to say that for me it would have to be in the bathroom at a Canadian Tire store...

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posted October 25, 2001 10:18 AM            

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Thanks, Lance. Cool boards here.
I forgot to say that I have also jacked it several times while driving at night on long trips to college. Ya can't really do it in the daytime or on curvy roads but if you're alone like you said on the interstate it helps when you're horny. My email is Lhathorn1@hotmail.com

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posted October 25, 2001 02:15 PM            

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Hey i just wanted to say that this is my all time fav topic lol... to bad i dont got n e great places and i already posted the weirdest of the unweird lol. But i hope more and more ppl post there places, give me a few ideas hehe

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posted November 18, 2001 09:37 PM            

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One time I beat it in an Old Navy dressing room, and I've done it on a bike trail too.

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posted November 19, 2001 05:54 PM            

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I haven't done it in that many weird places. I have done it in both of my grandmother's bathrooms, and under the deck at my house a few times.

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posted November 19, 2001 07:02 PM            

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Masturbating in your grandmother's bathroom sounds TOTALLY gross!

*shudders*

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posted November 20, 2001 12:12 AM            

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this one could take a while so I'll come back to this one when I've got more time

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posted November 20, 2001 09:33 AM            

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I don't see much wrong with jackin in a bathroom as long as you don't get caught.

That Old Navy dressing room is funny as HELL!! You got to tell me how that went..... I have to admit I have got horny in stores before, and Old N. usually has some hot little women workin there.

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posted November 20, 2001 11:42 PM            

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I did the deed in my dad's boss' son's room once.

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posted November 21, 2001 03:09 PM            

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How old is the son. I hope he's not like 7 or under.

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posted November 27, 2001 09:06 PM            

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Yea about the Old Navy time, what happened was I was trying on pants and my dick fell out of my boxers and I didnt notice and so when I reached down to pull up the pants I brushed it and I got hard so I just jerked it right there.

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posted November 28, 2001 06:06 PM            

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your stories, boys, are not strong enough. i was driving across country non-stop when i got real horny one night and i also had a full bladder. i pulled over and walked a few steps into the woods, unzipped my fly and let the golden stream run through my boner. i then wiped it dry with a tissue but it was too big to put back in my jeans without a fight, so i just took a stroll around for 15 minutes or so on the shoulder of the highway with it hanging between my legs outta my pants, until i was cool again to put it back in.

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posted November 29, 2001 05:48 PM            

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But that's not jackin off jonboy - that's just walking around nude with a hardon. Interesting story though - I wonder if anyone noticed.

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posted November 29, 2001 09:54 PM            

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I thought doing it in a swimming pool, in Old Navy, and at the wheel were all pretty strong.
As far as public nudity goes:
How many of you badasses would whip it out on Bourbon Street? My friend did that.
Or in a crowded bar? I did that myself (twice).

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posted November 30, 2001 01:08 AM            

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whiteboy_com, Someone after my own heart, and what about when the "Full Monty" song comes on, wish we could go out drinking sometime would be a laugh

BUT YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON

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posted November 30, 2001 07:32 AM            

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Haha, hell yeah...
One of the times I did it, I told this chick I had some kind of growth on my belly I thought might be a hernia or something, and had my dick hanging over my waistband of my jeans. About 5 people saw it,and that girl had sex with me. The good old days.

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posted December 17, 2001 07:55 PM            

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ummm the johny on the spot at a little legue baseball game

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posted January 05, 2002 05:18 PM            

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in my backyard woods in the clearing! lol

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posted January 07, 2002 05:37 PM            

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in the back of the theatre @ my highscool

it was last dress and I got horny watching the 3rd act which I wasn't in

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posted January 07, 2002 06:53 PM            

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Hey, how do u fucking clean the cum from the bed????? really????

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posted January 09, 2002 02:09 AM            

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>>> Hey, how do u f***ing clean the cum from the bed????? really????<<<

Step 1, remove offending sheets.
Step 2, put in washing machine.
Step 3, put in washing powder (whatever) and fabric conditioner.
Step 4, start washing machine (on whatever setting you wish)
Step 5, once done remove sheets.
Step 6, dry sheets (however you wish).
Step 7, put sheets back on the bed.

Or

Cum on something next time i.e. tissue, old gym sock, old rag!

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posted January 09, 2002 08:55 AM            

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Great reply Diver. I was thinking the same thing when I saw the post.

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posted January 09, 2002 01:57 PM            

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Everybody should keep a really good cum rag handy, mine was an old sock!

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posted February 10, 2002 01:25 AM            

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the weirdest place i have done it is on a train and also at the beach.

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posted February 16, 2002 02:20 AM            

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Lance, WAS an old sock?

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posted February 16, 2002 10:28 AM            

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The weirdest place...probably the school bathroom or in the bathroom of my best friends house.

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posted February 16, 2002 11:17 PM            

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In the bathroom on an airplane...

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posted February 16, 2002 11:44 PM            

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the (public) lounge on my dormitory floor here 2 days ago...it has no lock and an window to the breezeway and there are always ppl up at night walking around and coming to study in there...hehe talk about RuSh lol I know Im crazy

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posted February 17, 2002 03:52 AM            

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Yep, WAS an old sock. Being married sorta changed the way I could clean up, can't really leave cum rag laying around anymore!

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posted February 17, 2002 11:27 PM            

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how about this one.... on a football field, fifty yard line, at 9pm on a friday night, with construction crews still working on the stadium. not just any football field either, how about the Horseshoe at OSU

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posted February 27, 2002 01:11 PM            

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in math class, i sat at the back of the class, had my hand in my coat and just started goin

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posted February 28, 2002 12:45 AM            

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Great Topic....here's a few favorites for me....on a train in Europe, in the dressing room of a department store....in the toilet of an airplane.....and, perhaps best of all, was in the library at my university -- I was in the stacks section and just pulled out a book and shot it in there and then put it back on the shelf. Always wondered if anyone ever checked that one out!

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posted February 28, 2002 05:55 PM            

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I love this thread, man....
I didn't do it but my old roommate jacked off in our next door dorm buds' popcorn bag and left it there. Then later I jacked off on his bed.
The book story is hilarious!

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posted March 04, 2002 07:09 PM            

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after i pissed my pants i took my weiner out and jacked off into my mouth and then took a crap on the lawn does this make me gay i hope not because im not gay because i like girls like yesterday this girl came up to me and asked me out so i let her piss her pants and piss on my face boy oh boy was that fun its fun to be peed on because you can watch as those golden showers cum down on you and you cant stop it so you gulp it down really fast then you turn over and they pee in your butt kthxbi

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posted March 04, 2002 07:59 PM            

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Ummm... Yeah... So anways....

On a bet one time, I jerked off while going through a drive through with my best friend, it was late, and it was about to close and I was in the passanger seat with my dick in my hand just stroking it. We ordered our food, and when we got to the window, there was this girl Ive wanted to get jiggy with since I saw her the first time at a football game (I lived in a small town). She had this look on her face of part disgust, part curiosity, and part lust. I shot it right there in front of her. My friend thought it was hilarious and that girl just gave a bit of a ::hmph:: Yeah.. Thats my story. I still think she liked it.

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posted March 04, 2002 08:00 PM            

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Ummm... Yeah... So anways....

On a bet one time, I jerked off while going through a drive through with my best friend, it was late, and it was about to close and I was in the passanger seat with my dick in my hand just stroking it. We ordered our food, and when we got to the window, there was this girl Ive wanted to get jiggy with since I saw her the first time at a football game (I lived in a small town). She had this look on her face of part disgust, part curiosity, and part lust. I shot it right there in front of her. My friend thought it was hilarious and that girl just gave a bit of a ::hmph:: Yeah.. Thats my story. I still think she liked it.

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posted March 05, 2002 08:41 AM            

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Squareroot, that's awesome! You've got some balls on you..
email me sometime, man, at Lhathorn1@hotmail.com

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posted March 05, 2002 09:27 AM            

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Real romantic

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posted March 05, 2002 03:55 PM            

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I think I'd be a little intrigued by that. I'm with whiteboy on this one. That took...well...er...you know..what he said. lol I must say though, that was one hell of a bet to take.

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posted March 06, 2002 07:25 PM            

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i was bored one time when my dad took me hunting....so i whipped it out and whacked it on a deer stand.
I've also pulled my pud in a hospital bathroom.

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posted March 07, 2002 06:58 AM            

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Sunshine,
I did the deer stand jackoff a few times. I don't know why, but being alone in the great outdoors makes me hard.
I did it in a hospital call room a bunch of times too.

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posted March 07, 2002 10:03 AM            

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I live in the country so on a bet. I did it on a freeway overpass. It was verry late at night, and no I did not get to nut on a car. I did win over $150.00 though.

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posted March 07, 2002 06:33 PM            

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Square Root:
The toy comes WITH the Happy Meal, not before it.
Whiteboy:
I know what you mean. How about in back of the house at the edge of the woods on a cold night under a full moon? Shirtless, if you can stand it.
My parents have a deck facing the woods behind the house. After a rain, water stands puddled on each floor board, and makes a mirror you can see your silhoutte in. When nobody was home, I stripped and laid down, and slid from side to side until I came. Some of the redwood stain came off in the water friction and I was dripping with redwood water.

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posted March 16, 2002 09:01 PM            

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i have a couple

first was at a friends house, on the floor, under the covers. again at a party, they were all drunk (including me w/ a bit of weed) and i was by myself in a sleeping bag, so i just thought about a nice girl.

and once on the school bus. yeah last yeah (freshamn year for me). i was sitting in the middle and i just started strokin my pants, didn't whip if out tho.

oh check this, once on a cold night, under the dryer vent, ahhh feel the warmth

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posted March 17, 2002 12:44 PM            

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I've always been tempted to do that under a dryer vent, maybe i should... I need more weird palces to masturbate, been pretty dull latly.

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posted March 17, 2002 03:29 PM            

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I have a new one now!

I used a thing wyatt told me about (you put loob in a baggie and doggie style in between ur bed and boxsprin) except I used the two lids of the toilet! LOL!!

Also it was cold and I went in the basement and jacked off behind the furnace, nice and warm!!

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posted March 17, 2002 07:11 PM            

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I love listening to you guys talk about this. It's a major turn-on. If it counts any, I got fingered in a pool on vacataion, fingered myself outside, in a car, behind my garage (with a friend), bathrooms at a lot of different places, just about anywhere just ask.
Later,
Sassy

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(heres the #1 story.........) in high school we were taking a test that the whole state had to take. instead of a normal 6 classes in one day we had 3 classes. each class was like 2 hours and one of my classes was woodshop. in woodshop there was no test. all the desk that the students sit in were in the front half of the classroom. in the back half was very few wood machines. i was very bored and decided to get a drink of water. i walked to the back right of the room, got a drink, looked to the righ saw a storage room, looked behind me, then sliped into the little storage room. i kept a eye out by looking through the door and the hinges, and after about 15 mins i jiss the wall , walked out, got a drink, and went back to the table where i sat with 3 other students. there was about 6 tables.

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posted March 18, 2002 06:02 AM            

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in my car, during a traffic jam in rush hour..turned me on thinking someone would see

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posted March 27, 2002 04:56 PM            

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LOL, this is a wierd one.... I'm a 14/M/Wa and my dad and me went to go get take out at a Tai Resteraunt....He went inside and I knew he was going to take awhile, and I just so happen to be weraing sweat pants so I pulled them down a bit and started to stroke....It was pretty fun. The thrill of maybe getting caught makes it even better :eek:

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posted April 03, 2002 08:52 PM            

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hmmm i would have to say in the backyard of a townhouse in broad daylight

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posted April 04, 2002 12:47 PM            

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I've masturbated in some really wierd places. A car, airplane restroom, MacDonalds restroom, inback of a new house being built when no one was around and on a hotel balcony. Perhaps the strangest place was openly on an empty beach. I pulled down my bathing suit, jerked off and shot right into the surf.

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posted April 04, 2002 05:38 PM            

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Hey Sassy, I am the new guy to these boards, so nice to meet you. Sounds like you have had alot of fun in different places. Now, if there was somewhere you could masturbate that you haven't done it yet, where would you do it?

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posted April 04, 2002 07:10 PM            

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Great question TX, yes Sas where?

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posted April 05, 2002 02:58 AM            

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i did it twice in my 6th year at school in the class
i did it in a sleeping bag in a tent with my cousin sleepng about .5 meters away
oh and once in a bed at a friends he was about 3 meters away i think he was asleep!

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posted April 05, 2002 09:49 PM            

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In the sleeping bag next to your cousin and in bed next to your friend are not that strange.

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posted April 06, 2002 08:38 PM            

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Well, ass we all know by now, women "jack-off" too.

I did it on a park bench, in a park, broad daylight, hand-under-skirt.

It was a success.

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posted April 12, 2002 08:54 PM            

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OK...I was in the car, passenger seat, my dad driving, my sister back left, my mom behind me. I had a coat on (it was night). I decided to butcher the beef a little so I pulled it out and rubbed. MY dad never knew what hit him!

P.S. If was beginning to rain, and we had the moonroof open, so he thought it was rain....hehehe, the white rain...

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posted April 18, 2002 11:01 AM            

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the wierdest place i've ever taken care of business is the girls locker room in high school

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posted April 18, 2002 12:58 PM            

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The weirdest place for me was on a beach, and id recomend it to anyone.

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posted April 22, 2002 05:24 PM            

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Hey everyone.. first time poster here!
I jacked it on a bus full of people from my old job... Two of my friends and I went on a trip to a gambling town organized by the store, and we snuck some liquor with us.. While everyone was busy watching the movie playing on the video system, I put my jacket over my lap and started jacking. Knowing all those people were around was an INCREDIBLE turn on.

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posted April 23, 2002 05:43 AM            

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Welcome and thanks for sharing your jack off story....guess you can see we're pretty open around here! Glad to have a new contributor!

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posted May 04, 2002 10:26 AM            

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The Weirdest place for me is a bit of a story.

for me, it was in my livingroom, next to my sister. I'm 17, and she's 15, and it was after midnight. she was asleep on the couch, and there was some of that cheap cable porn on, so I got it up and 15 minutes later my sis had some "special conditioner" in her hair and some "skin softener" on her tits. She's REALLY hot, and even I want to bang her a bit. in fact, i've even felt her up while she was sleeping a few times, and even cum on her toothbrush.

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posted May 04, 2002 01:19 PM            

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That's just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!! I won't go into the incest bit...I'll just say for you to do that to your sister while she's asleep is sick and demented. SEEK HELP!

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posted May 04, 2002 01:39 PM            

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The wierdest place is either on webcam or during science class.

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posted May 10, 2002 12:54 PM            

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At McDonalds

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posted May 11, 2002 11:07 AM            

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In my backyard!

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